[Albion] Welcome to new Roma NSCers...

[Eeyore]

Im sure when yiu visit us you'll probably want information from us: so to try and second guess some of your questions - one thing you'll need to remember is Brighton is a very scary and violent place. Key areas to avoid:

Hanover area - you'll be accosted by Yoga teachers and part time mums trying to force you Into a downward dog.

Lewes Road Area - you'll be bored to death by social sciences students with dreadlocks going on about the environment

North Laine - you'll get robbed blind by coffee shops charging you 7 pounds for a poorly made coffee and dry croissant

Kemptown - well, if you're a good looking Italian fella, just...Good luck, basically.

Newhaven - the locals will attack you, knowing you're not from round there because you don't have gills

Portslade and Fishersgate - prepare yourself to be accosted by Reebok Classic wearing Taxi drivers who'll bore you to death about taking back.control and vaccination conspiracies

Hove - you'll be surrounded by Tarquin and Tabitha who'll beat you to death with tales of how much they could afford having sold their flat in London and how, like, it's so refreshing to be by the sea.

Be careful, it's a jungle out there.

But supposing he's a good looking, anti-vaxing, gay Italian yoga teacher called Tarquinius who loves coffee at any price and has a pad in Denton ?

I guess he would support Genoa, mind.

 

[Triggaaar]

Can Lukaku hit that cow’s arse with his banjo yet?

Take that back

 

[Peppermint Tea]

Take that back

“Peppermint Tea wishes to withdraw that fate tempter”.

In fact, I will have a sizeable bet on Mr Lukaku scoring in each game. That will hex him.

 

[GallodiMare]

Italian here.

I think Brighton can win.

Roma does not have, and has never had, good players in midfield.

They are not technically good, as the Spaniards are, at playing and hiding the ball.

Rome has good players, that is, good individuals, but they are not part of a game system.

The discipline of the famous Roman legions is no longer part of their way of fighting.

After all, they are all mercenaries, as it happens in all football teams in the world.

But they have a good defense and people on offense who can poison you with a snake bite.

Brighton must be patient and weave the spider's web.

Want you know who I'm rooting for?

 

[SeagullinExile]

You’ve been to Tunbridge Wells Bozza, you know how we roll here….

Royal Tunbridge Wells if you please.

 

[SeagullinExile]

A quick question. Should Brighton win the first leg, will the Roma players switch sides for the second?

 

[Mellotron]

What’s the largest animal you could single-handedly clingfilm to a lamppost?

Qual è l'animale più grande a cui potresti appendere la pellicola da solo a un lampione?

 

[gladiaasroma]

Italian here.

I think Brighton can win.

Roma does not have, and has never had, good players in midfield.

They are not technically good, as the Spaniards are, at playing and hiding the ball.

Rome has good players, that is, good individuals, but they are not part of a game system.

The discipline of the famous Roman legions is no longer part of their way of fighting.

After all, they are all mercenaries, as it happens in all football teams in the world.

But they have a good defense and people on offense who can poison you with a snake bite.

Brighton must be patient and weave the spider's web.

Want you know who I'm rooting for?

Are you sure of what you are saying?

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Italian here.

I think Brighton can win.

Roma does not have, and has never had, good players in midfield.

They are not technically good, as the Spaniards are, at playing and hiding the ball.

Rome has good players, that is, good individuals, but they are not part of a game system.

The discipline of the famous Roman legions is no longer part of their way of fighting.

After all, they are all mercenaries, as it happens in all football teams in the world.

But they have a good defense and people on offense who can poison you with a snake bite.

Brighton must be patient and weave the spider's web.

Want you know who I'm rooting for?

Step away from the drugs (that goes for most people on this thread).

 

[gladiaasroma]

Italian here.

I think Brighton can win.

Roma does not have, and has never had, good players in midfield.

They are not technically good, as the Spaniards are, at playing and hiding the ball.

Rome has good players, that is, good individuals, but they are not part of a game system.

The discipline of the famous Roman legions is no longer part of their way of fighting.

After all, they are all mercenaries, as it happens in all football teams in the world.

But they have a good defense and people on offense who can poison you with a snake bite.

Brighton must be patient and weave the spider's web.

Want you know who I'm rooting for?

I agree about the game system, it was horrible while Mourinho was on the bench, now in a month it has changed completely, as far as the midfield is concerned there is a world champion Paredes, and we have had many midfielders, I will it is enough to mention our coach, De Rossi, world champion at 22 years old and penalty taker in the world final, midfielder who scored the most goals with the Italian national team, I only mentioned one

 

[gladiaasroma]

Allontanati dalle droghe (che vale per la maggior parte delle persone su questo thread).

 

[raymondo]

Do you hate Lazio as much as me ?

He hasn't met you yet

 

[gladiaasroma]

He hasn't met you yet

Holy words

 

[kojak]

do you know who Michael Caine is?

 

[GallodiMare]

Step away from the drugs (that goes for most people on this thread).

Wow. What an elegance.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Wow. What an elegance.

Sorry. Poor attempt at humour.

 

[gladiaasroma]

He hasn't met you yet

last derby

 

[GallodiMare]

Sorry. Poor attempt at humour.

Forgiven

 

[BN41Albion]

Either the Italians reading this thread are thinking Ah umorismo britannico al suo meglio or che cazzo ho trovato qui?

 

[gladiaasroma]

Either the Italians reading this thread are thinking Ah umorismo britannico al suo meglio or che cazzo ho trovato qui?

Both things