weird things you had made when DRUNK.

[hans kraay fan club]

Loo Roll Sushi. I was stuffing handfulls of tissue into my mouth in an attempt to stop being ill again. Didn't work.
Just ended up with Hamster Cheeks!

You ate tissues?

Are you one of those anorak-sicks, that Louise Redknapp was talking about?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

One pan fry up is nice - throw sausages, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes etc into a wok, bung in a few eggs to bond it all together. You can pick it up with your hands and if you drop it on the floor it all stays together.

those are GORGEOUS.

i had a lovley bacon and mushroom sandwich this morning. mmmm

 

[Mrs Coach]

You ate tissues?

Are you one of those anorak-sicks, that Louise Redknapp was talking about?

Nope. I dont own an anorak, or even a kagool. I dont think I was eating it, so much as wadding out my mouth so I couldn't be ill again one more time. It was the last time I was ill through drink and I'm glad to say, a distant memory, as it was 16 years ago!

My figure is worth a fortune. I've invested so much money in it - take aways and cheese cost a lot you know!

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Toasted cheese on Shredded Wheat.

Brilliant

 

[colinpants]

Cheese and strawberry jam toastie.

 

[Caveman]

I made beans on toast and then tripped over and throw it all up the wall and on my bed. Then picked it up and chucked in down the toilet?

 

[The Wookiee]

I once found a month old kebab in a coat I wore out 1 month previously.

I must of bought it on the way home, put it in my coat pocket in the cab, got home crashed out, hung my coat up in the morning forgetting about the kebab.

I wondered why there were alot of flies in my bedroom

 

[Gerbil]

SJLM and Gerbil are out on the lash too.....should get well messy!!!

I'm not going if CHIPPERS is going to be there

 

[Caveman]

I once found a month old kebab in a coat I wore out 1 month previously.

I must of bought it on the way home, put it in my coat pocket in the cab, got home crashed out, hung my coat up in the morning forgetting about the kebab.

I wondered why there were alot of flies in my bedroom

Bet you thought it was just your skiddies at the time.

 

[Gerbil]

SJLM and Gerbil are out on the lash too.....should get well messy!!!

Until 8 o'clock when the HICCUPS kick in

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Not food related but my mate once let out a little bit of yellow slash into a bottle of mouthwash at some crappy house party we were at.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I made a complete shepherds pie from scratch late at night when drunk, but when it came to eating it 90 minutes later I didn't really fancy it.