Weird stuff (you're told) you do in your sleep

[Racek]

I knew a guy who slept walked from Haywards Heath to Burgess hill when he was about 15. I think it was on the news.

 

[Nibble]

I once woke up in the morning with a bizarre fridge feast laid out around me. Fish sticks, a lasagne, a head of lettuce, pint of milk and some yakult. And I went through a stage of pissing into a decorative teapot the ex kept on the dresser.

 

[albion534]

i fart alot

 

[Keith at Work]

My youngest Daughter used to sleep with her eyes slightly open. Strange.

 

[sydney]

i once woke up , upside down in a luggage locker at Redcar railway station .

 

[Racek]

My youngest Daughter used to sleep with her eyes slightly open. Strange.

I love these posts, been on here for 10 years and decided to post on this one.

I knew someone who slept with one eye open. No joke.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Apparently I randomly will stop breathing, the mrs is training to be nurse and studied sleep Apnia (sp) so keeps saying she is worried.

She's right to be worried, obstructive sleep apnoea can be potentially serious but very easy to sort out, get yourself off to the Quack.

The nose picking isn't serious...............although picking and eating is a different matter.

 

[brighton_girl87]

I talk loads in my sleep, jolt all the time and apparently sound like a duck when breathing.

 

[Racek]

I talk loads in my sleep, jolt all the time and apparently sound like a duck when breathing.

What a catch.

 

[brighton_girl87]

What a catch.

Yep, I sure am

 

[Titanic]

My youngest Daughter used to sleep with her eyes slightly open. Strange.

TWO posts... more than TEN YEARS apart!? That must be some sort of record for NSC??

Does your job keep you very busy Keith?

 

[Bwian]

Been told i talk in my sleep, have tried it on with the ex while fast asleep, and also ive been told i stop breathing for quite a while when i am asleep

You should get checked for sleep apnoea if you stop breathing frequently whilst asleep.

 

[John Bumlick]

My girlfriend once told me that whilst sleeping I sometimes get into a kneeling position, ********** and ejaculate over face. The most surprising thing about that is that she actually believes I am asleep when this happens.

Edit: really? ********** is a 'bad' word? Should I have just said wa nk?

 

[Screaming J]

I play football in my sleep regularly. Once in the act of shooting my right foot flew out of the bed and belted the radiator under the window so hard I was limping the next day. I also have been known to kick my wife during these dreams, either - again - as I'm shooting or tackling!

 

[essbee]

Screaming J

You're name's not Ashley is it?

(only joking)

 

[Notters]

My lady friend, allegedly *cough* caught someone urinating into the laundry basket *cough*. She wasn't a happy bunny.

 

[BN9 BHA]

My lady friend, allegedly *cough* caught someone urinating into the laundry basket *cough*. She wasn't a happy bunny.

One of my sons did this just after we moved house, he was 10 years old and had not been drinking.

 

[Notters]

One of my sons did this just after we moved house, he was 10 years old and had not been drinking.

Well at least I, I mean someone had been in Concorde 2 till gone 4am.

 

[Durlston]

Every so often I tend to wake up around 4am, find I can't get my breath and my heart is thuding. I've had it a few times and know it's bad panic attacks. When I take sleeping pills like temazepam it doesn't happen. If my time's nearly up, please let it be when I'm asleep and at peace. I know that sounds terrible. My doctor is useless with advice and is so patronising.

 

[Puppet Master]

My girlfriend once told me that whilst sleeping I sometimes get into a kneeling position, ********** and ejaculate over face. The most surprising thing about that is that she actually believes I am asleep when this happens.

Edit: really? ********** is a 'bad' word? Should I have just said wa nk?