Les Biehn said:Had a dream I beat up one of my former best mates last night and then went and dumped the bird I am seeing. He is a former best mate because he shagged her while I was asleep in the other room about a year ago. What does the dream mean?
Noeastlondonseagull said:Does this remind anyone else of Kev's early NSC conversations?
eastlondonseagull said:I dreamed I had a bath with a polar bear last night
Les Biehn said:I'm glad I didn't kick the shit out of him because I would be the one getting in trouble for it. Although maybe I should have because in the dream no matter how many times I hit him it never seems to have any effect.
Perry Milkins said:Leslie
Have you not kicked the faeces out of him:
a) Because he is well tough;
b) Because you are a weeedy little herbert; or
c) Because of your religous beliefs?
I would re-establish a friendship with Mr Casanova and then pork his girlfriend whlist he is not looking. That is what I would do that is.
Whaddya think?
PM
Les Biehn said:When it happened I actually went on a hunt to find him, luckily I knew what time he finished work and where his bus stop was. The trouble was it took me 20 mins to get down there and they by the time I had I had calmed down enough to know giving someone a kicking outside Prime Mark at 5.30 in the evening is not a good idea. When I confronted him he tried to run away and then told everyone I tried to hit him which was bullshit. I'm in no way hard but he is such a coward (he's about 6'2" and pretty stacked) that he was shitting himself for months, so I just kept the threats coming until he got sacked from work for nicking
Les Biehn said:When it happened I actually went on a hunt to find him, luckily I knew what time he finished work and where his bus stop was. The trouble was it took me 20 mins to get down there and they by the time I had I had calmed down enough to know giving someone a kicking outside Prime Mark at 5.30 in the evening is not a good idea. When I confronted him he tried to run away and then told everyone I tried to hit him which was bullshit. I'm in no way hard but he is such a coward (he's about 6'2" and pretty stacked) that he was shitting himself for months, so I just kept the threats coming until he got sacked from work for nicking
looney said:Your gayer than the Millenium Dome, thats what it means blowhard.
tedebear said:schweeeeet justice
now can I start a thread please for caring words of sympathy? I just tried to trim my hair (on my head ) and I've right royally f***ed it up where's the gin
tedebear said:now can I start a thread please for caring words of sympathy? I just tried to trim my hair (on my head ) and I've right royally f***ed it up where's the gin
Vlad the Impala said:Simply remove all your clothes, walk around naked, and I guarantee no-one will notice you've screwed up your hairdo. Believe me, it works.
And then post a photo on here.
Les Biehn said:Oh dear tede, this does not sound good.
Les Biehn said:Interesting that you always come up with the gay insult Looney, do you think maybe you have something playing on your sub-conscious?