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[Albion] Weekend plans







METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
6,835
6am feed cat, empty litter tray (I hate our cat) and a coffee
7am shit, shower, shave
8am Sainsburys
9am home and unpack
10am take daughter to football practice
11am still stood there with a coffee chatting about shit to other dads & mums
12am leave and head home, lunch, coffee
1pm drop daughter into town
2pm home, hoover, and quick tidy up whilst listening to music
3pm spend an hour in the garden tending to weeds etc
4pm pick daughter up, run her friend home aswell
5pm retire to the bedroom read a book
6pm cook diner and clean up
7pm argue with wife and daughter about who gets to watch the big tv in the front room
8pm watch match on ipad in bedroom
9pm nip downstairs, raid the crisp box and sneak a bottle of wine upstairs
10pm shout feck it.... and go to bed.....

To be honest 10pm has an optional extra two hours of heavy drinking and re watching the match several times.

Just wow! From 1pm onwards needs serious adjustment.

1pm - Pop into pub cheeky pint
2- 6pm Lose track of time as bumped into mate and afternoon has turned into a bit of a session.
6-7pm - Feel a slight pang of guilt so you phone home and indicate that you will pay for wife and daughter to have Chinese to make up for your absence.
8-8.45 Enjoy the first half and perhaps against your better judgement you drop a couple of shorts with with the pub burger whilst eyeing up the new barmaid.
9-9.45 - Enjoy glorious second half where we snatch a late winner and beer goes everywhere.
9.45 Still buzzing and too early to go home.
10.30 - Trip to kebab house for Donner with unfeasibly hot chili sauce
11.30 - Make poor attempt to sneak into house but from key turn onwards you actually could wake the dead. Bump into daughter on landing who gives you a disdainful look as your so mullered!
12.00 If Albion can score why can't you? However, after emitting a huge chili laden belch your Mrs shrugs off your advances and suggestion that she wear an Albion shirt
 


Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,338
Brighton factually.....
Just wow! From 1pm onwards needs serious adjustment.

1pm - Pop into pub cheeky pint
2- 6pm Lose track of time as bumped into mate and afternoon has turned into a bit of a session.
6-7pm - Feel a slight pang of guilt so you phone home and indicate that you will pay for wife and daughter to have Chinese to make up for your absence.
8-8.45 Enjoy the first half and perhaps against your better judgement you drop a couple of shorts with with the pub burger whilst eyeing up the new barmaid.
9-9.45 - Enjoy glorious second half where we snatch a late winner and beer goes everywhere.
9.45 Still buzzing and too early to go home.
10.30 - Trip to kebab house for Donner with unfeasibly hot chili sauce
11.30 - Make poor attempt to sneak into house but from key turn onwards you actually could wake the dead. Bump into daughter on landing who gives you a disdainful look as your so mullered!
12.00 If Albion can score why can't you? However, after emitting a huge chili laden belch your Mrs shrugs off your advances and suggestion that she wear an Albion shirt

trouble is two big problems with all that.

1: my idea of sex, would never include an Albion shirt
2; even with a 1pm start, there is no way even contemplating going home at 10:30 never mind getting in at 11:30 !!
When Psychobilly freakout goes off the rails, he goes off the rails, and he would probably catch a train to London to see some bands or a club and stay at a mates, possibly go for a session on Sunday afternoon in Islington before heading home, to a very angry wife.....
 




Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
24,452
Sussex
6am feed cat, empty litter tray (I hate our cat) and a coffee
7am shit, shower, shave
8am Sainsburys
9am home and unpack
10am take daughter to football practice
11am still stood there with a coffee chatting about shit to other dads & mums
12am leave and head home, lunch, coffee
1pm drop daughter into town
2pm home, hoover, and quick tidy up whilst listening to music
3pm spend an hour in the garden tending to weeds etc
4pm pick daughter up, run her friend home aswell
5pm retire to the bedroom read a book
6pm cook diner and clean up
7pm argue with wife and daughter about who gets to watch the big tv in the front room
8pm watch match on ipad in bedroom
9pm nip downstairs, raid the crisp box and sneak a bottle of wine upstairs
10pm shout feck it.... and go to bed.....

To be honest 10pm has an optional extra two hours of heavy drinking and re watching the match several times.


honestly sounds an appalling day that
 






dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
55,564
Burgess Hill
Assembling a load of Ikea stuff, whilst watching the Winter Olympics on the TV.

Last time we had a load of IKEA stuff I found someone to come and do it……it was a full bedroom set (triple wardrobe, two chests of drawers and two bedside cabinets). The wardrobe in particular would have been horrific for me to do and the whole lot would have taken me forever (and I’d have got a lot wrong). Guy was done in less than a day and it was all done perfectly - he also carried spares of all the key fittings just in case. Best couple of hundred quid I’ve ever spent. :lolol:
 


WATFORD zero

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 10, 2003
27,776
Last time we had a load of IKEA stuff I found someone to come and do it……it was a full bedroom set (triple wardrobe, two chests of drawers and two bedside cabinets). The wardrobe in particular would have been horrific for me to do and the whole lot would have taken me forever (and I’d have got a lot wrong). Guy was done in less than a day and it was all done perfectly - he also carried spares of all the key fittings just in case. Best couple of hundred quid I’ve ever spent. :lolol:

My son admitted to doing that recently, after I had admired, congratulated him on his handywork and told a few friends :facepalm:
 






Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,907
6am feed cat, empty litter tray (I hate our cat) and a coffee
7am shit, shower, shave
8am Sainsburys
9am home and unpack
10am take daughter to football practice
11am still stood there with a coffee chatting about shit to other dads & mums
12am leave and head home, lunch, coffee
1pm drop daughter into town
2pm home, hoover, and quick tidy up whilst listening to music
3pm spend an hour in the garden tending to weeds etc
4pm pick daughter up, run her friend home aswell
5pm retire to the bedroom read a book
6pm cook diner and clean up
7pm argue with wife and daughter about who gets to watch the big tv in the front room
8pm watch match on ipad in bedroom
9pm nip downstairs, raid the crisp box and sneak a bottle of wine upstairs
10pm shout feck it.... and go to bed.....

To be honest 10pm has an optional extra two hours of heavy drinking and re watching the match several times.

2016 - get vasectomy
2022 - go to spurs away in the fa cup because I have free time, no kids to run around after and nobody has to argue about what TV to watch. Lovely jubilee.
 


Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,318
Living In a Box
Saturday 15:10hrs coach wanker
 






ConfusedGloryHunter

He/him/his/that muppet
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2011
2,413
8am up and feed the cat
8:15am start on the Ladybird Book of Challenging W##ks
12:15 clean up
12:30 lunch
13:00 afternoon nap
15:00 start on sport and beers
18:00 feed cat
 


Peacehaven Wild Kids

Well-known member
Jan 16, 2022
3,397
The Avenue then Maloncho
Get up
Walk dog
Cook fry up
Have a few pints in either The Avenue/The Carvery or The Tavern (TBC)
Get Coach to Spurs

*****scene missing*****

Get home
Go to bed
Get up
Walk dog
Prepare Roast (with 2 cans)
Eat Roast (1 can)
Watch Football/Simpsons/Only Fools etc (3 cans, that’ll be it, due to work)
Go to bed
 








swindonseagull

Well-known member
Aug 6, 2003
9,406
Swindon, but used to be Manila
Pleased to see Swindon doing well. Is this a surprise or has new owner put money in.


The previous owner appears to have been running the club down ( a bit like Archer and Belotti) Swindon were reported to be no better than a Sunday League team players being denied medical scans, GPS vest data going unread. No strength and conditioning coach. Nobody qualified to mix the protein shakes etc etc ( from Sky Sports)

New owner and new Manager it seems to be looking up..

They are attracting some decent players ( Rob Hunt, Jonny Williams, Harry McCurdle) plently of laons but they are not drowning in money..

Still only getting 7-9000 at games but it is looking good......also more pleasant to go again with the new owner than it was under the old owner...

I try and go when BHA dont clash
 


Seagull58

In the Algarve
Jan 31, 2012
8,516
Vilamoura, Portugal
The previous owner appears to have been running the club down ( a bit like Archer and Belotti) Swindon were reported to be no better than a Sunday League team players being denied medical scans, GPS vest data going unread. No strength and conditioning coach. Nobody qualified to mix the protein shakes etc etc ( from Sky Sports)

New owner and new Manager it seems to be looking up..

They are attracting some decent players ( Rob Hunt, Jonny Williams, Harry McCurdle) plently of laons but they are not drowning in money..

Still only getting 7-9000 at games but it is looking good......also more pleasant to go again with the new owner than it was under the old owner...

I try and go when BHA dont clash

That would be Jonniesta of Palace legend. Did his move to Barcelona not work out well?
 






Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
25,472
Sussex by the Sea
Poached eggs breakfast, steady lunch with a few liveners.

On the road to Tottingham, a decent win then back down the A23.

Church, then a bit of FA Cup with a nice rib of beef and a chewy red.
 


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