[Misc] Weeing in the shower.

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To wee or not to wee (in the shower)

  • No, it's gross

    Votes: 39 24.2%
  • Yes, it's fine

    Votes: 117 72.7%
  • Other (Please specify)

    Votes: 5 3.1%

  • Total voters
    161


Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est retiré.
May 7, 2017
4,190
Eastbourne
My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower.... ???
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,119
Faversham


Mr Putdown

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2004
2,901
Christchurch
I can’t get my head around people thinking it’s gross. Urine is almost certainly less bacteria laden than your skin yet that’s more acceptable to shed in the shower.

People are weird.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,119
Faversham
My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower.... ???

:lolol:
 


AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,764
Ruislip
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Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
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Jul 23, 2003
37,341
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
My best mates Dad (RIP, lovely fella) was a Marathon Runner and did insane amounts of miles running and training. He used to swear that the immaculate condition of his feet after such massive abuse was down to pissing on them in the shower...

Anyway, my answer is yes - if I need one in the shower, I'll piss down the plug hole. The Mrs would divorce me if she knew I did, but my argument is that it's sterile** - and it saves the planet.

** they used to pee on wounds to sterilise them in the trenches, apparenty.

Talking of the Mrs, she once (when she was in her late teens) went to Butlins in Bognor with a group of friends on a Hen do. When they arrived, the (they were told) the Stag do before them were thrown out of the room and it needed 'extra cleaning'. One of them had laid a log the size of Frank Bruno's leg in the shower.... ???

I’m not having that. Butlins Bognor, in the 1990s, would have harvested it and sent it to the kitchen to be stewed as an extra dinner option.


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Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,753
Earth
the Correct way is to p!ss in the flannel and rinse it out afterwards, isn’t it?
 






Brownstuff

Well-known member
Feb 21, 2009
1,526
Hove
All for saving a bit of water
In years to come they will look back at our era and think what terrible water wasters we have been
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
I'm all for saving a bit of time in the morning.
 






DavidinSouthampton

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Jan 3, 2012
17,354
Has been known but I don't make a habit of it...….
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,079
Kitbag in Dubai




jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,507
Brighton
Pissing on your feet clears up athlete's foot.

Besides a forceful piss can cut your poo into small enough bits to go down the plughole
 




El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
40,006
Pattknull med Haksprut
Madonna swears by it as she wees in her feet in the shower to prevent athlete’s foot.
 


Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est retiré.
May 7, 2017
4,190
Eastbourne
Besides a forceful piss can cut your poo into small enough bits to go down the plughole

We live in a house which used to be the home of a rather opulent Iraqi family - and in every toilet there's a thing for squirting your arse. It's like a shower head on a hose, right next to the crapper.

I can tell you now that it trumps a toilet brush for dislodging the bowl-skidders no end, so they're staying :thumbsup:
 


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