Wednesday Evening Joke

[Northstander]

Why would she get in the bath and leave the door unlocked?

 

[Brovion]

We've got a man coming to put up a blind in our bathroom on Monday. But we're not expecting any visually-impaired people to call at the same time so I doubt if there will be a funny story in it.

 

[Northstander]

Make sure the missus aint in the bath!

 

[Brovion]

Make sure the missus aint in the bath!

She'll have to take the coal out first.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Do you have any dirty nuns living where you live?