Wednesday Doomsday?

[Son of a hillbilly]

I've been told by a certain bevendean Hillbilly that apparently a 17-mile tunnel is going to simulate the big bang on wednesday. It took two thousand scientists to make and will tell us a lot about how we were made.

BUT another smaller group of scientists believe that it will destroy the earth in around 4 years time (coincidentally 2012) by creating a lot of black holes. resulting in

So what do you think will happen? Doomsday, the dawn of creation again or nothing happening at all?

Personally Im a bit nervous about it all, but even though many of these things hit earth what could they do underground?

ah well I guess we just got to cross our fingers.

 

[Cian]

And one of the scientists involved used to play keyboards for D:Ream...

 

[gullshark]

nothing at all.

The safety of the LHC

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

Well I start college the day after so if the world ends I wont be too pissed off.

 

[Easy 10]

I thought this would be something about the Croatia game.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

According to the LHC schedule they won't start actually colliding protons for about 6 weeks, after initial testing. Still got time to win the lottery before we disappear in a puff of proton smake.

 

[Gazwag]

I was reading about this last week, a group are trying to stop them through the courts as the is a small possibily that a small black hole could be created which would suck the world through gradually over the next four years.

 

[sten_super]

I was reading about this last week, a group are trying to stop them through the courts as the is a small possibily that a small black hole could be created which would suck the world through gradually over the next four years.

Let's face it though, the planet getting sucked through a black hole may actually represent an IMPROVEMENT, as far as the rest galaxy goes...

 

[Silent Bob]

I was reading about this last week, a group are trying to stop them through the courts as the is a small possibily that a small black hole could be created which would suck the world through gradually over the next four years.

A group of f***ing idiots.

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

A group of f***ing idiots.

I just checked out the mail apparently and heres what they had to say

One of them, Professor Otto Rossler, a retired German chemist, said he feared the experiment may create a devastating quasar – a mass of energy fuelled by black holes – inside the Earth.

‘Nothing will happen for at least four years,’ he said. ‘Then someone will spot a light ray coming out of the Indian Ocean during the night and no one will be able to explain it.

‘A few weeks later, we will see a similar beam of particles coming out of the soil on the other side of the planet. Then we will know there is a little quasar inside the planet.’

Prof Rossler said that as the spinning-top-like quasar devoured the world from within, the two jets emanating from it would grow and catastrophes such as earthquakes and tsunamis would occur at the points they emerged from the Earth.

‘The weather will change completely, wiping out life, and very soon the whole planet will be eaten in a magnificent scenario – if you could watch it from the moon. A Biblical Armageddon. Even cloud and fire will form, as it says in the Bible.

Im starting to think what the hell is this, doomsday or judgement day?

 

[sten_super]

Quote:
One of them, Professor Otto Rossler, a retired German chemist, said he feared the experiment may create a devastating quasar – a mass of energy fuelled by black holes – inside the Earth.

‘Nothing will happen for at least four years,’ he said. ‘Then someone will spot a light ray coming out of the Indian Ocean during the night and no one will be able to explain it.

‘A few weeks later, we will see a similar beam of particles coming out of the soil on the other side of the planet. Then we will know there is a little quasar inside the planet.’

Prof Rossler said that as the spinning-top-like quasar devoured the world from within, the two jets emanating from it would grow and catastrophes such as earthquakes and tsunamis would occur at the points they emerged from the Earth.

‘The weather will change completely, wiping out life, and very soon the whole planet will be eaten in a magnificent scenario – if you could watch it from the moon. A Biblical Armageddon. Even cloud and fire will form, as it says in the Bible.


That would be f***ing class. Let's face it, if the end of the world is going to happen, especially in some fiery Biblical Armageddon, it's going to be worth seeing.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

hope the first beam comes straight through smellhurst,

 

[Dr Q]

Quote:
One of them, Professor Otto Rossler, a retired German chemist.

I would be inclined to take him more seriously if he were a particle physicist rather than a chemist. Stick to dishing out Anusol and johnnies Otto and shut up!!!

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

I would be inclined to take him more seriously if he were a particle physicist rather than a chemist. Stick to dishing out Anusol and johnnies Otto and shut up!!!

does sound like a mad old loony anyway. he was probably when they interviewed him

 

[Easy 10]

All sounds pretty POINTLESS to me. Mind you, its not as much of a waste of time as THIS:

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Bumblebees outwit robotic spiders

Scientists have found that bumblebees learn from their "near-death" encounters with crab spiders and adapt their future foraging strategies.

They watched real bees in an artificial meadow - containing yellow "flowers" and robotic crab spiders.

Bees that had been "captured" spent longer inspecting flowers during subsequent foraging trips.

They may outwit the spiders - but at the expense of valuable foraging time, Current Biology reports.

Scientists wanted to know if bumblebees adapt their foraging behaviour after encountering a crab spider.

Dr Thomas Ings and Professor Lars Chittka from the Queen Mary University in London created a "meadow" with artificial yellow flowers.

"The bees behave very much as they do in nature: they go from one flower to the other as they empty it of food," Dr Ings told BBC News.

"Dangerous" flowers harboured life-sized, robotic crab spiders with two remote-controlled, foam pincers.

"We thought it would be more difficult for the bees to learn to avoid camouflaged spiders," explained Dr Ings.

"However, the bees learned to avoid both types of spider equally well - and very quickly," he said.

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[Son of a hillbilly]

All sounds pretty POINTLESS to me. Mind you, its not as much of a waste of time as THIS:

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Bumblebees outwit robotic spiders

Scientists have found that bumblebees learn from their "near-death" encounters with crab spiders and adapt their future foraging strategies.

They watched real bees in an artificial meadow - containing yellow "flowers" and robotic crab spiders.

Bees that had been "captured" spent longer inspecting flowers during subsequent foraging trips.

They may outwit the spiders - but at the expense of valuable foraging time, Current Biology reports.

Scientists wanted to know if bumblebees adapt their foraging behaviour after encountering a crab spider.

Dr Thomas Ings and Professor Lars Chittka from the Queen Mary University in London created a "meadow" with artificial yellow flowers.

"The bees behave very much as they do in nature: they go from one flower to the other as they empty it of food," Dr Ings told BBC News.

"Dangerous" flowers harboured life-sized, robotic crab spiders with two remote-controlled, foam pincers.

"We thought it would be more difficult for the bees to learn to avoid camouflaged spiders," explained Dr Ings.

"However, the bees learned to avoid both types of spider equally well - and very quickly," he said.

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to tell the truth it appears that the falling rates of bumblees are more threatening than the particle blaster thing.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

If them scienests blow up the f***ing universe they can give me my £8 train fare to yeovil back.

*****.

 

[33057 Seagull]

Number 100 of 100 things to do before you die - fall into a black hole - awesome

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Don't worry gang..bruce willis will save us.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

And one of the scientists involved used to play keyboards for D:Ream...

What can things get?