Wedding Zinger Part Six (The End)

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

just ringing now....

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Fantastic reading Kev. You should write a book or get a blog sorted out. If some old pensioner can grip the nation with his drivel, your KFC tales would go global. You might have to change the venue to Peacehaven's California Fried Chicken to avoid taking on the legal challenge from KFC though.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

You know how we boycotted Focus, well I think we ought to boycott KFC in Portslade.

( never been in there BTW)

Neither have I, but a boycott it has to be

 

[Safeway]

You might have to change the venue to Peacehaven's California Fried Chicken to avoid taking on the legal challenge from KFC though.

Not there anymore is it? Came past it yesterday and looks like Sussex Cars or whatever it is have taken the offices.

There's always RFC at the bottom of North Street.

 

[Woodchip]

Kev, new avatar for you....

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Kev, new avatar for you....

 

[Woodchip]

Ooh, it's a bit big. Hang on one second....

 

[Woodchip]

Try this....

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

A GREAT story

And an entertaining ending


But tragic news.

 

[Muzzman]

Well that was entertaining... I wonder what will await Kev in the future?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Well that was entertaining... I wonder what will await Kev in the future?

Probably me dieing of depression.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Shame Kev,good luck with your next job,until you get one,sit around in KFC all day,be the most annoying customer ever,always ask for Becky to serve you!

 

[Muzzman]

Probably me dieing of depression.

Naaah.

Just get back on the horse and go for another job somewhere, shoot a little higher than a fast food joint though. Chin up, Kev. It's only a crappy job.

 

[Loft23]

Sorry to hear that Kev. Best of luck in finding another job.

 

[Everest]

In tomorrows Anus it explains, in Becky's words, why Kev was let go (something about improper conduct)

Exclusive photo as well, of which I have obtained a copy.

 

[Woodchip]

I fear the above may have been doctored. I though Becky was blonde.

 

[Everest]

She is, it's blood from the chicken Kev was throwing around in a paddy.

 

[Bluejuice]

Oh Kev, part of me feels sad you've suffered this indignity. But at the same time you do realise that job was f***ing shit and you don't wanna be there in 6 months time, whereas the likes of Becky and Andy will still be mopping floors and trying to make themselves feel better by picking on others when they're well into their 30's.

There's no point getting depressed over it, you're far better off out of it. And you've learned a valuable lesson: Never work in catering or retail.

Best of luck with your next career step, and don't let wankers get you down.

I look forward to the start of your next epic, Kev starts law school perhaps?

 

[itszamora]

This becky sounds like a right bitch. I may have to phone and tell her what a jumped-up little whore she is.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Kev, why don't you give her some surprise s.......... actually, better not