[Albion] We need a "THE most depressing thing in our current situation" World Cup!

[Dave the OAP]

The lion of Africa is languishing in some noddy Belgian league when we can’t score goals

 

[ROSM]

Spending all our xmas money on players who will be racially abused by Luton fans next season

 

[Pevenseagull]

The market value of the squad has halved in the course of a week

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Watching 11 grown men on a pitch look absolutely, completely lost. Totally devoid of any confidence and ability to pass a football 5 yards. I still can’t quite believe what I saw last night, it was really sad to see.

It was the biggest breakdown I’ve seen on a football pitch since Brazil lost 7-1 to Germany in 2014.

 

[MattBackHome]

Nominations please. It should be an exciting competition.


Meanwhile if you could second some of these:


Chris Hughton and his General Melchett refusal to change anything

Davy Propper playing like he can't be arsed.

Jurgen Locadia being a useless waste of money

Ali J being another utter waste of money. I'd rather have Ali G on the pitch.

#together proving to be a load of meaningless old toss.

Anyone who jizzed £25 on Bronze membership for a half decent seat at Wembley.

Anthony Knockaert has let down everybody

Second all of these, especially Melchett. I'd also add:

- Duffy's Red-Faced SHOUTING at everyone before falling over.

- The incessantly DEEP set pieces.

 

[BrickTamland]

Duplicate post

 

[Ernest]

I vote everything at the club

BARBER OUT

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

The fact that if we do stay up, all we have to look forward to is same shit, different season

No, he's gone at the end of the season - whether we stay up or not.

 

[Titanic]

Three more away trips in prospect, with pretty much zero expectation of anything other than dismal defeat. But somehow, there is always that faint glimmer of hope.

Apparently, it's the hope that kills you.

 

[Stat Brother]

Having absolutely NOTHING left that could be considered lucky.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Ludicrously banal 'news' pieces on the club website, under headlines that in the last fortnight included:-

HUGHTON PLEASED WITH TOP-FLIGHT PROGRESS

DUFFY: WE’LL LOOK TO START FAST

PROPPER: WE ARE CONFIDENT OF STAYING UP

HUGHTON: LET’S KEEP OUR HEADS

STEPHENS: CARDIFF IS MASSIVE

HUGHTON: WE NEED TO ROLL OUR SLEEVES UP

 

[Chicken Run]

ludicrously banal 'news' pieces on the club website, under headlines that in the last fortnight included:-

hughton pleased with top-flight progress

duffy: We’ll look to start fast

propper: We are confident of staying up

hughton: Let’s keep our heads

stephens: Cardiff is massive

hughton: We need to roll our sleeves up

hughton: I might look into this offensive style of football that a few people are whispering about