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Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
What about just...


Mark McCammon
Can he fix it?
Mark McCammon
Yes he can (when he's playing well)
or
Can he f*** (when he isn't)

;)
 




¡Cereal Killer!

Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Sep 13, 2003
10,217
Somewhere over there...
Oh Gary Hart, Oh Gary Hart Alexis Nicolas and Oh Gary Hart McCAMMON McCAMMON, Alexis Nicolas and Oh Gary Hart

(to the tune if a pizza hut a piza hut, kuntky blah blah you no the rest)

or to the tune of Smooth Criminal:

oh, we have McCammon, Mark McCammon Oh McCammon,
oh, we have McCammon. Mark McCammon, Mark Mcammon(then it goes to the chorus)

Are you ok are you ok Mark McCammon, Are you ok are you ok Mark McCammon, etc

(that 2nd one is crap btw but it might work)
 


Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,730
Bexhill-on-Sea
To karma cameleon (sp)


Marky Marky Marky Marky Mark McCammon
He scores the goals
He scores the gooooallls

Nothing would be easlier than when he heads the goals
He heads the goals
He heads the goooaallls
 




Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898
gazwag said:
To karma cameleon (sp)


Marky Marky Marky Marky Mark McCammon
He scores the goals
He scores the gooooallls

Nothing would be easlier than when he heads the goals
He heads the goals
He heads the goooaallls

If we're going to use a 'gay' song why not to the tune of Village People's "In The Navy"?:lolol:

Mark McCammon
Like a big brick shit house
Mark McCammon
Like a big brick shithouse
Mark McCammon, Mark McCammon, Mark McCammon etc

:blush:
 


trueblue

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
10,954
Hove
um bongo molongo said:
What happened to "McCammon round the mountain when he scores..."?

yeh. That was the best suggestion by miles when he joined...

"He's Mcammon, He's a Mountain and he scores..." etc
 


Richie Morris said:
I saw the cross by Knight that missed out defenders
I saw the marvellous site of you on the run
Oh Mark McCammon
When you came down to Withdean you started to score goals for fun

Mark, Mark, Mark McCammon
Mark, Mark, Mark McCammon
I didnt see how good you would be
But niether could Wisey so we got you for free

Away fans all geer and abuse you, so we start to sing
You steam in the box, win a header and we watch your score
They stood there laughing
They saw the ball in the net and they laughed no more

Mark, Mark, Mark McCammon
Mark, Mark, Mark McCammon
So before Millwall showed you the door
Nearly stabbed by a team mate you just couldnt stay there no more

They stood there laughing
They saw the ball in the net and they laughed no more

Mark, Mark, Mark McCammon
Mark, Mark, Mark McCammon
So we sing and we watch you score
We signed him from Milllwall cos Wise didnt want him no more
We signed him from Milllwall cos Wise didnt want him no more

Is the marvellous site NSC? And is geer a metaphor I don't know about? :jester:
 




dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Careful G.C. you're becoming a picky old git. You don't wan't to end up like me do you? :jester:
 


Spicy

We're going up.
Dec 18, 2003
6,038
London
The Great Cornholio said:
Is the marvellous site NSC? And is geer a metaphor I don't know about? :jester:

It could be - and in relation to Millwall, we could add

"They threw a gottle of geer at your head!"
 






Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
To the tune of ZAMORA........................................


(when he scores) though he looks like Lemar, it goes under the bar, its McCammon!


(when he misses) though he looks like Lemar, it goes over the bar, its McCammon!
 


Brighton Boy

New member
Nov 11, 2003
2,463
Lancing
I was in a daze for much of the game yesterday but was thinking of a song with the tune to Santa Baby

But couldnt find any words to fit the bill.

Apart from

Mark McCammon........your goals take us right up the league.......

HELP
 






¡Cereal Killer!

Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Sep 13, 2003
10,217
Somewhere over there...
oapdodge said:

Why Why Why McCammon
Please score another goal!

(to the tune of Dellialah or how ever you spell it)

or how about to the tune of how high/wide do you want the goal

How high is McCammon
How high is McCammon

could also adapt to

How small is Leon Knight
How small is Leon Knight
 
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Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
We love you, Hightower, we do
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
How about something really simple, like:

Mac attack, mac attack, mac attack, attack, attack,
Mac attack, mac attack, mac attack, attack, attack...

sing it loud and get faster with each line, possibly ending up with a mighty roar...
 


mrhairy

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2004
1,250
Brighton
As said on here before Millwall used to sing,
"Super Mark,
Super Mark
Super market trolley"
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
ac gull said:
You must be joking if you think anyone will remember that lot!
Five lines at the most is all we need!
Richie can always print the lyrics in the fanzine. :dunce:
 


Bald Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
1,523
London
With the tune 'You're the One That I want' from Grease


Mark McCammon
He plays for the Albion - woo hoo hoo
Mark McCammon
He plays for the Albion - woo hoo hoo

He's 6 foot 3
Now he's by the sea....

Mark McCammon.....
 


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