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Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
19,674
Indiana, USA
Hand fart day. Everything you say must come by a tune played by your hand farts.
 








AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,780
Ruislip
Instead of sympathy cards.
'Will watch day' - a celebration of all things 'you', where people can be gracious in your departure, especially when there's money involved :)
 


spongy

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2011
2,780
Burgess Hill
Can we have a "legally allowed to chloroform my 2.5 year old daughter so she sleeps through the ****ing night" day.

It's been 2.5 years now and I've maybe had a full nights sleep maybe 30-40 times. Last night she woke up at 11.30pm and wouldn't go back down until 3am. I'm so so so so very tired.
 


Sussex Nomad

Well-known member
Aug 26, 2010
18,185
EP
Can we have a "legally allowed to chloroform my 2.5 year old daughter so she sleeps through the ****ing night" day.

It's been 2.5 years now and I've maybe had a full nights sleep maybe 30-40 times. Last night she woke up at 11.30pm and wouldn't go back down until 3am. I'm so so so so very tired.

No!
 


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