Mr Banana
Tedious chump
Hi Richie, here's a quick sub, cuts in [], adds in bold. By the way, the story about Will Hoskins says "Bournemouth looked at Hoskins load deal" - think it's meant to be "loan"?
Brighton [and] & Hove Albion centre-half Steve Cook has joined Bournemouth for an initial fee of £170,000.
The Hastings-born defender played 90 minutes of Albion's hard-fought 3[v]-0 win against Southampton yesterday and, with the Seagulls losing captain Gordon Greer to a straight red card in the closing stages, fans were expect[ed]ing manager Gus Poyet to kibosh (eh?) the sale until his squad was back [at] to full strength.
[However,] But Bournemouth stepped in today with an official bid and finalised the deal, which could rise by an [extra] additional £130,000 depending on a series of add-ons.
Cook, who impressed during the Carling Cup match[-up] with Premier[ship] League Liverpool earlier this season, has become a crowd favourite at Bournemouth during a recent loan spell and was keen to sign for the Cherries.
His contract was due to expire at the end of the season, but Bournemouth moved early to ward off competition.