WATFORD away - bring a loo roll (or 2) !!!!!!!!!!!

[Brighton till i die]

anyone needing a shit after the trains have gone past watford may be in for an unfortunate surprise.

lol

 

[Sam Ovett]

Single or double ply?

 

[philsussex]

Single or double ply?

QUANTITY over quality

 

[Brighton till i die]

double quilted or DONT BOTHER

 

[Notters]

It's going to be a challenge for the younguns who didn't learn the throwing technique in the late 80s/ early 90s.

 

[dennis]

Technically speaking a toilet roll launch should be complimented by a torn up news paper snow storm, for the full retro effect!

They may take away the toilet rolls but they won’t seize the tabloids!

 

[The Wookiee]

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[bristolseagull]

shit idea.

in addition, it'll be the reserves

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

We will all wear hard hats during the throwing period. Safety glasses are optional.

Optional, are you mad, all rolls will be thrown from the designated SAFETY LAUNCH SITE, once all protective equipment is fitted the "THROWER" will be lead to the zone and the roll launched, counselling will be available for those whose rolls do not fully "FLUTTER".


*** NEWBIES """ Please remember to "get the roll started" it just looks daft when a whole roll bounces across the pitch!

 

[philsussex]

Optional, are you mad, all rolls will be thrown from the designated SAFETY LAUNCH SITE, once all protective equipment is fitted the "THROWER" will be lead to the zone and the roll launched, counselling will be available for those whose rolls do not fully "FLUTTER".


*** NEWBIES """ Please remember to "get the roll started" it just looks daft when a whole roll bounces across the pitch!

Can you provide step-by-step instructions for the optimal throwing technique, preferably accompanied by illustrations. Safety tips also would be most welcome!

Thank you

 

[k2bluesky]

Not sure how well the nowadays 'soft' tissue bogroll launches or flies, the old crinkly 'izal' rolls were best but looking at the argies video those thin rolls of till/adding machine roll goes a treat, anyone work in a supermarket!!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

Whats the best technique for launch??

 

[k2bluesky]

Used to be, unroll a 2ft tale and chuck but with the soft stuff it may tear (especially if damp), I suspect so a gentle launch may be required or it will just be be a flying block of tissue!!

 

[Giraffe]

I currently have shits so keeping loo roll close suits me

 

[Wilko]

The bog roll LUZZ is a bit of an artform. I reckon you need half a roll to maximise LUZZING. You need to hold on to the end while throwing the roll forward as if you were letting go of a yo-yo. Once the main roll has gathered some air momentum then you let go of the other end. A tricky technique but overall could look spectacular.

- Oi, look what I got
- What is it?
- Bog roll n that innit
- nice one, Luzz it mush
- lol

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

i'm up for this.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

As a teenager I might struggle with my luzzing. I'm up for it though.

Could do with the Argus writing an article.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I dunno what it is but i fuckin hate the term 'loo'. it's so fuckin (without being homophoebic) gay or camp or whatever. it's a bog, a toilet, a khazi, a shitter, a palace fan, anything but a fuckin 'loo'



I feel better now!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

but looking at the argies video those thin rolls of till/adding machine roll goes a treat, anyone work in a supermarket!!!

Are you mental? Those things are rock hard. If it didn't unroll, you could KILL someone. Or something...

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

http://shop.renovaonline.net/mall/productpage.cfm/Renova/_200045870/238933/Blue%20Toilet%20Paper%20single%20roll