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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
A wasp died an unpleasant lingering death this afternoon in the beer garden of The Star in Haywards Heath, West Sussex.
The unnamed wasp, 5 weeks, was seen to be buzzing around the heads and drinks of several customers who were otherwise enjoying the seasonal sunshine over a quiet drink, whilst watching a spectacular Australian batting collapse on the outside television screen.
Upon landing on the table, without warning, one of the patrons suddenly turned an empty pint glass over the wasp, trapping the pugnacious insect within it's glassy cell. After initially hovering for a while and taking sips of the residue drops of what was believed to be Speckled Hen from within the glass, the wasp visibly weakened, before slumping to the table, where it performed it's dying spasm in full view of it's friends - who did NOTHING to assist.
Once the wasps arse had ceased twitching, it's now impotent sting hanging forlornly from it's rubbish stripey body, the murderer was seen to nonchalently draw the glass across the table, depositing the spent corpse between the slats onto the floor, where it was finally crushed by a size 9 leather loafer from Debenhams, and scraped along the ground a bit for good measure.
The wasp leaves a wife, daughter and 262,443,877,274,955,734,271 siblings, all of whom have been informed.
The unnamed wasp, 5 weeks, was seen to be buzzing around the heads and drinks of several customers who were otherwise enjoying the seasonal sunshine over a quiet drink, whilst watching a spectacular Australian batting collapse on the outside television screen.
Upon landing on the table, without warning, one of the patrons suddenly turned an empty pint glass over the wasp, trapping the pugnacious insect within it's glassy cell. After initially hovering for a while and taking sips of the residue drops of what was believed to be Speckled Hen from within the glass, the wasp visibly weakened, before slumping to the table, where it performed it's dying spasm in full view of it's friends - who did NOTHING to assist.
Once the wasps arse had ceased twitching, it's now impotent sting hanging forlornly from it's rubbish stripey body, the murderer was seen to nonchalently draw the glass across the table, depositing the spent corpse between the slats onto the floor, where it was finally crushed by a size 9 leather loafer from Debenhams, and scraped along the ground a bit for good measure.
The wasp leaves a wife, daughter and 262,443,877,274,955,734,271 siblings, all of whom have been informed.
