[Help] Washing machine repair - recommendations

[Weststander]

Correct

(not very subtle, to be fair)

The 16 years bit was the dead giveaway. [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION] is correct about German high standards.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Washing your dirty linen on a public forum.

As opposed to:

The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.

 

[banjo]

You could call Inigo. Washing machines last longer with Calderon.