was ashamed to be an Albion fan as of yesterday’s eve.

[Kosh]

Reading some of the disgraceful and unwarranted personal attacks by some of the cretins, who choose to use this board, was akin to idiots having a fight outside a pub… f***ing pathetic and the use of the C word to describe the clubs manager just awful to have to digest.

So I have decided to reply by means of that oft neglected medium: Rap… It’s for all those people drawn into a debate about whether Adams is a C… Hang all of your heads in shame…

About You…

Aha yeah… Yurrrp… etc. and so on…

I’m the North Stand Chatter,
Through deceit I flatter,
Don’t know when I’ll realise,
My opinion don’t f***ing Matter…

Got my witty Avatar,
And my derivative comic stylings,
I’ll blind ya with ma magnatisim,
Like a pile of Iron f***ing Filings…

Sittin’ in ma underpants,
In front of ma PC,
Choosin’ footy manager,
Instead of ma degree,
Talkin’, shoutin’ all day,
Me… me… me…

Ma NS credit is all it’s about,
And if ya don’t get it,
I’ll type it in bold or just f***ing SHOUT…

I’m the number one member of the NS crew,
Don’t wanna read it if it’s written by you,
I swear and I rant and I know what’s best,
I’m the only one ya can forget all the rest…

My opinion is right,
It’s my written lore,
My f***ing day and my f***ing night,
I patrol this board with the rest of ma crew,
Tearin’ out your heart with everythin’ we do…

I say I’m a fan,
My blood blue and white,
And if you don’t agree,
I’ll start a f***ing fight…

I never miss a trick,
Never miss a chance,
Yet never will I grasp,
That which I can never understand…

But watch yourself,
Stay out of my way,
Cus boy I’ll be a comin’
Day after day…

NSC is my world,
NSC is my wife,
And best of all,
I don’t need a gun, Don’t need a knife…

It’s just as well I don’t have a f***ing life.

Kosh

 

[Jamon Jamon]

 

[Brighton till i die]

pukka beats n lyrics my friend - but how the f*** did you find time to put that little bad boy together?!!

 

[Kosh]

Well after deciding not to respond to the shit that was posted last night, I was lying in bed... and it just came to me and amused me... I mean that is what these people are like! Impudent idiots.

Especially those who weren't even at the match... I mean come on!

"You can rest assured I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world."

Just goes to show, you should never empower morons.

Understanding is a three edged sword.

Kosh

 

[Franks Wild Years]

That Sir, as they say, is WORD.

 

[sammy]

Nice one Kosh keep it up

 

[footychick]

 

[Finchley Seagull]

Completely agree with this thread. Last night was ridiculous. At least in the pre Internet days only people who went to the game could criticise as there was no site to slam the team, now I feel a lot of people who never go can't wait for the next defeat in order to attack the team/manager/chairman/tea lady again.

 

[Brighton till i die]

the amount of utter, UTTER cunts on this board now spouting sh!t really is embarassing.....

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Edit: That's not just not bad, that's f***ing quality.

Sums up quite a few of the people that use this board nicely

 

[house your seagull]

brilliant.

 

[Brian Fantana]

My favourite part was the use of the word "oft". Quite simply breathtaking.

All in all, brilliant.

Agree 100%.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I didn't enjoy it. But A for effort!

 

[erutluv]

everyone should have their own views and that is the great thing about being Human.But some on here on both sides of the coin do seem to take it a bit to far.We all support the Albion till we die

 

[skipper734]

everyone should have their own views and that is the great thing about being Human.But some on here on both sides of the coin do seem to take it a bit to far.We all support the Albion till we die

Is this your retrospective view erutluv.

 

[Soul Finger]

the amount of utter, UTTER cunts on this board now spouting sh!t really is embarassing.....

It's not a recent phenomenon I'm afraid.

 

[king Wombat]

its definitely getting worse tho.

 

[Brighton till i die]

It's not a recent phenomenon I'm afraid.

very true...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Style; 9.1
Content; 6.4

 

[Uncle C]

everyone should have their own views and that is the great thing about being Human.But some on here on both sides of the coin do seem to take it a bit to far.We all support the Albion till we die

Expressing views is fine, the occasional swear word is normal, but some posters dont have the intelligence to string any sentence together without the f and c expletives.
What I find unacceptable is bullying of the female posters on here, god knows there are few enough as it is.