Want a TICKET for Tomorrow's match?

[Artois]

£15.



Any takers?


You get to sit with me.........

 

[Vinyl Richie]

or alternatively you could come to watch the might HAWKERS spank Sidley (away). Petrol will cost a bit but you'll save money on the gate! I think it's about £3-5 to get in.

BONZA!

 

[Marc]

Already got my ticket MARTIN, you gonna be in the sportsman pre-game?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Nobody buy it then I can sit next to MARTIN insterad of on my own.

 

[Artois]

Just spoken to TIM (whose ticket it is).

He can come after all now!


Ticket no longer for sale.

Sorry MAX, I think there'll be a number of empty seats tomorrow so you could probably go stand with ANDY etc.

 

[Marc]

oh ignore me then MARTIN you TITTYGREASER

 

[Artois]

Sorry MARC.

Will I be in the Sportsman?

Yes. Yes I will.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I don't want to stand with ANDY, he's scaring me at the moment.

 

[Artois]

Sorry mate