wanking at work....???

[Poyet Laureate]

Coming from someone who, a quick search of posts reveals, in his short time registered on NSC spends the duration of his time seemingly seeking out posts/posters he doesn't find "funny" enough to whine to the moderators about.

Do you actually have anything worthwhile or interesting to contribute? In your humble opinion which seems to count for everything, of course.


Pretentious freak.


Original enough for you?

Yay, this is a moment of historic proportions: a post from Danny Seagull that doesn't sound like a nine year old's "oh so naughty" mention of sex. Well done!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Yay, this is a moment of historic proportions: a post from Danny Seagull that doesn't sound like a nine year old's "oh so naughty" mention of sex. Well done!

Yeah fantastic! We can add that to the other 98%

So come on, what am I gonna do next, you tell me! You know everything after all

 

[Poyet Laureate]

So come on, what am I gonna do next, you tell me! You know everything after all

At a guess, you'll go play in the sandpit.

 

[bright1064]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

At a guess, you'll go play in the sandpit.

Marvellous, when all else fails use the "they must be a child" line.... or do you just have a preoccupation with children? Whoopsie, I was almost rude then!

 

[Poyet Laureate]

Marvellous, when all else fails use the "they must be a child" line.... or do you just have a preoccupation with children? Whoopsie, I was almost rude then!

Well, when you keep demonstrating the sense of humour of an nine-year old, it tends to make me think of you as a child.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

As a side note, I myself hardly expected to open a thread entitled "wanking at work" to read about rocket science so God knows what this dude was doing here other then somewhere else to hand wring and display faux outrage again.

 

[Nappy thrower]

Well, when you keep demonstrating the sense of humour of an nine-year old, it tends to make me think of you as a child.

Wise words.

 

[Poyet Laureate]

As a side note, I myself hardly expected to open a thread entitled "wanking at work" to read about rocket science so God knows what this dude was doing here other then somewhere else to hand wring and display faux outrage again.

But don't you get it? There was, as you say, a thread that was obviously not rocket science - and immediately someone asks why you haven't contributed to the thread. Doesn't that tell you something - like that I'm not the only one who expects to find you in a childish humour-based thread?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Well, when you keep demonstrating the sense of humour of an nine-year old, it tends to make me think of you as a child.

Fascinating, I wasn't aware we'd met - maybe you could do an online bio of me or something? That's if you're not too busy searching for posts from those nasty football fans alluding to sexual practices or women's genitalia.

I hear vulture is still around and rumour has it he said bum the other day, best chase up the net nannies!

 

[Poyet Laureate]

Fascinating, I wasn't aware we'd met - maybe you could do an online bio of me or something?

. . . says the person who made comments about me based on a quick search of NSC earlier in this thread.

 

[Poyet Laureate]

Anyway, I'm off out. Please tidy your bedroom while I'm gone.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

But don't you get it? There was, as you say, a thread that was obviously not rocket science - and immediately someone asks why you haven't contributed to the thread. Doesn't that tell you something - like that I'm not the only one who expects to find you in a childish humour-based thread?

What is there to "get"? Are you familiar with the noun facetiousness? There are many threads/posts on here that go right over my head or I find stupid, mainly from those whingebags who take this internet lark a tad too seriously but I don't feel the need to follow them around like a horny sheepdog commenting on it every time they're bored at work whittling away the hours.

But ho hum, someone on the internet thinks I'm childish, woe is me, whatever will I do.

 

[kevtherev]

Please tell us that the Daughter was of a "legal age", it will allay the potentially biggest disgust factor at least!

Her 16th birthday and just slept the night in them, all hot and sweaty.....oh the thought of it!!!!!!

 

[algie]

DS getting canned by a poster with less then 50 posts to his name.

Lets be honest Danny, he is pushing your buttons. You only have to look at your replies.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Anyway, I'm off out. Please tidy your bedroom while I'm gone.

Will do, once I've finished my homework and done my paper round of course. Enjoy your evening er, huddled together watching grampa spit into the fire or whatever it is disparaging bores like you do. I know television is the spawn of the devil and all that.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Now there was I thinking I would find an amusing, albeit mostly made up bunch of anecdotes about folks getting caught, or otherwise, wanking at work.

Nothing to see here. Move along now.

 

[clapham_gull]

A few years ago now, I used to work in London in a place that due to the nature of the work ran 24 hours every day of the year.

The building overlooked a street and had three flours and two balconies, perfect for a fag break anytime of the day.

One night, the night shift leader noticed a light on in the building opposite. Much to his surprise the security guard was "pleasuring himself" to an artistic video production, a well worn VHS in those days kids.

Anyway, my colleague got everyone on the nightshift together on the balcony to watch the performance opposite, turning all the lights off to ensure they weren't seen.

Halfway through the first act, they decided they had seen enough so my colleague went down to our reception to get the telephone number of the company opposite.

He found the number and to everyone's joy they watch the poor bloke opposite hastily sorting himself out and rushing to phone.

Conversation went like this:

"Hello" ?

"Hi, it's ***** from ***** over the road.."

"Ok, what's the problem ?"

"Nothing, we're all a bit a bored over here and wondered if we could borrow that video when you've finished with it.... ?"

The security guard was then nicknamed "The Wrist" and continued to get abuse from the balcony on our side for years.

 

[smudge]

All us train drivers are at it.

Stubbsy, I can black-cat you.....back of a Sea King!

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

A few years ago now, I used to work in London in a place that due to the nature of the work ran 24 hours every day of the year.

The building overlooked a street and had three flours and two balconies, perfect for a fag break anytime of the day.

One night, the night shift leader noticed a light on in the building opposite. Much to his surprise the security guard was "pleasuring himself" to an artistic video production, a well worn VHS in those days kids.

Anyway, my colleague got everyone on the nightshift together on the balcony to watch the performance opposite, turning all the lights off to ensure they weren't seen.

Halfway through the first act, they decided they had seen enough so my colleague went down to our reception to get the telephone number of the company opposite.

He found the number and to everyone's joy they watch the poor bloke opposite hastily sorting himself out and rushing to phone.

Conversation went like this:

"Hello" ?

"Hi, it's ***** from ***** over the road.."

"Ok, what's the problem ?"

"Nothing, we're all a bit a bored over here and wondered if we could borrow that video when you've finished with it.... ?"

The security guard was then nicknamed "The Wrist" and continued to get abuse from the balcony on our side for years.

That's more like it!