[Drinking] Wake up, beer/wine left

[Horses Arse]

...in the glass. What do you do?

Without fail I'll neck it then go to bed. Ridiculous. Never want to drink it but cannot chuck it down the drain.

How about you?

 

[BN41Albion]

I'd never want to drink it and I'd chuck it down the drain

 

[Horses Arse]

I'd never want to drink it and I'd chuck it down the drain

Jesus, that makes me feel terrible

 

[schmunk]

Had lunch with a colleague today. He walked away from half his (single) pint of lager... Madness.

 

[BN41Albion]

Had lunch with a colleague today. He walked away from half his (single) pint of lager... Madness.

See I'd never do that (unless felt ill or something), but would never wake up and feel like finishing a drink!

 

[Horses Arse]

Had lunch with a colleague today. He walked away from half his (single) pint of lager... Madness.

What was it that you said?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

This at least reassures me that I just drink too much rather than being an alcoholic.
Never finish a drink I wake up to.

 

[Bozza]

How long have you been asleep for, and what's the time?

 

[Mr Bridger]

I’d sling it, but I’m a bit of a wuss like that.
Same as when I first go out, I really struggle with the first drink, so I don’t bother with that now, I go straight onto the second one.

 

[Easy 10]

When I wake up after a night on the grog, my mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage and is drier than Gandhi's flipflop, so the LAST thing I'd want to do is tip some lukewarm piss lager or wine from the night before into it.

I'll tell you what I do. I stumble into the bathroom, brush my teeth, use some mouthwash, then slope downstairs for a glass of ice cold orange juice whilst the menthol is still in its ascendancy. Then I'll go back to bed utterly refreshed, and hopefully continue my dream about licking black cherry yogurt from Myleene Klasses's bellybutton.

 

[Questions]

When I wake up after a night on the grog, my mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage and is drier than Gandhi's flipflop, so the LAST thing I'd want to do is tip some lukewarm piss lager or wine from the night before into it.

I'll tell you what I do. I stumble into the bathroom, brush my teeth, use some mouthwash, then slope downstairs for a glass of ice cold orange juice whilst the menthol is still in its ascendancy. Then I'll go back to bed utterly refreshed, and hopefully continue my dream about licking black cherry yogurt from Myleene Klasses's bellybutton.

Cherry yoghurt ?

 

[Yes Chef]

If I've dozed off on the sofa briefly I'll probably have another mouthful.

If I'm PROPER ASLEEP then it's down the sink

 

[HangletonGull]

Always down it never waste it

 

[Official Old Man]

I was in Donatello (first time ever), sat outside in the sun. Ordered a small beer but table next to me had a large beer. End of meal they went and half his glass was still full. I was so tempted.

 

[chickens]

If it’s a drink that is supposed to be chilled but has gone warm, down the sink. If it’s red wine, port or whisky, I will sit there and futilely try to enjoy it, even though I know that falling asleep was my cue that the evening was over.

 

[Horses Arse]

How long have you been asleep for, and what's the time?

It was the Chelsea match wot dunnit.

Though it happens more regularly these days anyway regardless of such sleep aids.

 

[dolphins]

Had lunch with a colleague today. He walked away from half his (single) pint of lager... Madness.

Seen in pretty much all TV shows and films. Madness indeed!

 

[Van Cleef]

I was in Donatello (first time ever), sat outside in the sun. Ordered a small beer but table next to me had a large beer. End of meal they went and half his glass was still full. I was so tempted.

What is the matter with people. Very poor.
(the beer abandoner, not you).

 

[Easy 10]

Cherry yoghurt ?

Yes. My favourite.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

It's the dropping of the glass out of my hand and the resulting smash that usually wakes me