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FFS they've just had that one who goes out with Peter Crouch on Corden's show.
How utterly THICK is she? Not that I daresay you lot are bothered, but she's a classic case in point, that you can be monumentally stupid and do nothing all day and still land on your feet.
Don't forget that a lot of footballers ain't exactly blessed with brain cells either.