- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,630
I caught a few minutes of that last night.
I actually had to Google the women to find out who the hell they were.
I actually had to Google the women to find out who the hell they were.
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WAGS come dine with me - official thread
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Nail on the head Diffbrook. The hundreds of pounds a roll corrugated iron wallpaper for that 'chic shanty town' feel was beyond belief. This is genuine, bona fide INSANITY. I'm definitely getting my starter pistol converted now. I'd still give Nicola one up the bum though.
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
Very funny. Unintentionally, of course, but pure comedy. "It's the first time I've boiled potatoes", and "This picture is Martin Luther King, I'm not sure exactly what he did" (from the black lass) were personal favourites.
Bwian
Kiss my (_!_)
- Jul 14, 2003
- 15,898
"That's Martin Luther King."
"Who's he?"
"Oh, I've heard of him. I think he used to play for Watford."
I wish I'd watched it now-just for that moment.
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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"That's Martin Luther King."
"Who's he?"
"Oh, I've heard of him. I think he used to play for Watford."
To be fair, the Watford gag was the narrator who played a blinder last night, even though it was the proverbial shooting fish in a barrel. But it might easily not have been, which was the beauty of the programme.
The Large One
Who's Next?
"Oooh, we're having Thay fishcakes..."
Oh, right! I was doing the subtitles for it at work and just looking through it quickly to find a swear word the computer said had crept in - hence I just assumed it was said by one of the daft slappers.
Incidentally, the computer picked up the wank in swanky as the swear word - it's a bit too efficient at times.
Soul Finger
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- May 12, 2004
- 2,293
It was Nicola T's house.
I'd imagine that the Crewe's chap's pad is considerably smaller than the other three's.
Don't normally watch programmes like this but I enjoyed it.
Cisse's wife was horrible and Ireland's 'taste' was horrendous, as was Heskey's. Narrator was having a field day.
Genius isnt it. And the menu had 'Trio of Soup' on it and one bint said 'I think it means three soups.'
f***ing lottery winners the lot of them.
It's the turn of the fellas tonight. Reckon it's steak and chips all round?
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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"That's Martin Luther King."
"Who's he?"
"Oh, I've heard of him. I think he used to play for Watford."
You've just MADE UP a quote there!
The narrator made the Watford joke.
Apparently so, see above and I do explain why....
Ireland's bedroom was awful. The purple furry thing with the telly in it. Jeezus. It looked so cheap and tacky. I imagine you could have a right laugh as an interior designer in Cheshire "yes Stephen, snigger, snigger, purple fun fur is aaaaall the rage...." before howling with laughter and adding four zeros to the bill as the Irelands exit the door.
Monsieur Leclerc
Café Rene. In disguise!
- Apr 24, 2006
- 554
Marvellous programme.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
You do my subtitles!?
Thank you!I rather like the odd words that creep in when they are being typed live. YOu do get some funnies now and again.
The narrotor makes that program, wouldn't watch it otherwise.
Mendoza
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Dave Lamb is the best thing about TV
Uncle C
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What I call Sun Readers TV.
Please dont forget that the majority of footballers were not at the front of the queue when brains were handed out. For most footballing couples, money is the common denominator.
You do my subtitles!?
I rather like the odd words that creep in when they are being typed live. YOu do get some funnies now and again.
Thanks, it's nice to know what we do is appreciated
Myself and another contributor here work for the company that does them for the BBC and Channel 4, yes. Although the live stuff isn't actually typed - some is done by stenographers (who are AMAZING), but most is respoken using speech recognition software, so we have to say punctuation and stuff, which is a bit strange. And it also explains the rogue words you sometimes get!
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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I love those 'news in briefs' from Page 3 bimbos of The Sun, they are getting better and better. Arguably Britain's finest working journalist(s). Two recent examples below.....
Summer from St Albans on Ed Balls’ immigration ‘hypocrisy’
Summer, 19, from St Albans said: “Ed Balls never said anything about it when he was in power. As the philosopher Edmund Burke said, ‘Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing’.”
Sam from Manchester on volcanic ash
Sam, 23, from Manchester said: “Passengers cursing the volcanic ash should remember their planes were cancelled for safety reasons. At least the Iceland volcano isn't as bad the Thera eruption in Crete 3,500 years ago. Historians believe it was responsible for three of the Ten Biblical Plagues of Egypt.”
Summer from St Albans on Ed Balls’ immigration ‘hypocrisy’
Summer, 19, from St Albans said: “Ed Balls never said anything about it when he was in power. As the philosopher Edmund Burke said, ‘Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing’.”
Sam from Manchester on volcanic ash
Sam, 23, from Manchester said: “Passengers cursing the volcanic ash should remember their planes were cancelled for safety reasons. At least the Iceland volcano isn't as bad the Thera eruption in Crete 3,500 years ago. Historians believe it was responsible for three of the Ten Biblical Plagues of Egypt.”