You're not really following this are you. Imagine you found that someone was selling stories about you to the Sun, and the nature of the stories indicated this was someone who is ostensibly a friend. Before you tell me that you don't have a blog, aren't well known, don't care, and don't have any friends anyway, these people live different sorts of lives to you and I.
So, being quite smart you cook up a plan to smoke out the story seller, by systematically limiting who could access certain bits of (false) information. Eventually you identify the only possible story seller, and reveal this via your social media.
Colleen did this, with one raised eyebrow, and moved on.
Instead of saying 'bang to rights, mea culpa' (and other responses typical of a plausible imitation of Johnson caught, yet again, with his pants down), you take Colleen to court.....FFS!
This is more like Jamie Vardy deliberately hacking Wayne Roony down in an attempt to injure him, Rooney on MOTD after being shown the footage, and mentioning that Vardy had said to him (a la Roy Keene) "Gotcha, you little fat scouse b'stard", and Rooney then reviewing the footage with big ears, where you can clearly lip read the expostulation, and the day after that Jamie Vardy takes Rooney to court for libel. You'd think Vardy was a bit mad, wouldn't you? You wouldn't think 'two wanker footballers' would you? You'd think 'one ****ing idiot, I hope they lose £2-3 million over this'. Shirley?
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