[Albion] Vincent Janssen

[Stat Brother]

I confess I have played a half decent standard of football as a goalkeeper. It's a shame we haven't got a time machine for me to go in goal and prove you wrong.

So as we haven't got a time machine are you actually saying:-

I COULDN'T have sat in goal agaisnt Watford, had a cup of tea, and fapped over Jesscia Alba and still kept a clean sheet

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

So as we haven't got a time machine are you actually saying:-

I COULDN'T have sat in goal agaisnt Watford, had a cup of tea, and fapped over Jesscia Alba and still kept a clean sheet

Let's not split hairs.

If CH is reading this, pick me in any first team game this season vs. a bottom half team and I'll keep a clean sheet. £500 to charity if I don't.

 

[Stat Brother]

Let's not split hairs.

If CH is reading this, pick me in any first team game this season vs. a bottom half team and I'll keep a clean sheet. £500 to charity if I don't.

Oh so you're one of those players that played to a half decent standard.


One day you should mention who you had trials with

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Oh so you're one of those players that played to a half decent standard.


One day you should mention who you had trials with

St Mirren

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Let's not split hairs.

If CH is reading this, pick me in any first team game this season vs. a bottom half team and I'll keep a clean sheet. £500 to charity if I don't.

Are you under 21, or in the nominated 25 man squad ?

 

[wellquickwoody]

...... and we would have ended up with no third goalkeeper

Ryan, Maenpa, Walton.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Do you really think Ryan is 1.84? Think those measurements are very forgiving.

I've never stood next to him, he looks tiny from my seat in the West Upper but that might just be because he's far away.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Are you under 21, or in the nominated 25 man squad ?

No.

Will be in January I hope, I'll teach Ryan some things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrzwtCuJ1aY

 

[wellquickwoody]

Shows even more what a total f**k up Ryan was.

Should have bitten the bullet and signed Krul permanent on a 1 year deal - that's all he's got left at Newcastle anyway.

Instead we pissed about and had to waste our final loan on a decent goalkeeper as the other one is 4ft2, meaning we can't get another striking option in on loan.

You actually deserve an awful lot of abuse for posting an utter pile of sxxt, I cannot be bothered.

 

[Stat Brother]

St Mirren

Wow that ended this discussion abruptly, nothing more to be said.




(I couldn't find St Mirren on a map)

 

[dazzer6666]

I've never stood next to him, he looks tiny from my seat in the West Upper but that might just be because he's far away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Please tell me the 9 PL goalkeepers than make Ryan above average for this league?

Where did I say Ryan was above average? Do your own spadework.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Wow that ended this discussion abruptly, nothing more to be said.




(I couldn't find St Mirren on a map)

Paisley

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0

That is exactly the thing I was thinking of when I posted it.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Of course I want him to do well, but being sad I watched highlights of Australia the other day, and he wasn't good again, panicked and got a yellow card.

I was there, you're talking crap.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Oh so you're one of those players that played to a half decent standard.


One day you should mention who you had trials with

I'm guessing at Fishersgate Flyers.......

 

[dazzer6666]

Fox Sports player rating on Ryan from this week's game

Mat Ryan — 5

Didn’t have a lot to do until the 43rd minute, where he had a heart in mouth moment when he came sliding outside of his box and was lucky not to pick up a yellow card for fouling Teerasil in a 50-50. Also created panic stations with a rushed second-half clearance that was fortunate not to get punished. Overall, distribution was better than in Saitama.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

I was there, you're talking crap.

Are you for real?! He lost his head for the yellow card - why did he come flying out

"Even keeper Ryan saw nerves get the better of his judgement, as he raced out to take down a Thai forward outside the box, earning him a yellow card."

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

I'm guessing at Fishersgate Flyers.......

Not funny to make a joke of disabled people.

Shame on you.

 

[DerekZoolander]

Not funny to make a joke of disabled people.

Shame on you.

What? How's that making a joke of disabled people?