POSKETT AT THE VALLEY
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Any difficulties at the turnstile just mention that you are considerably, I say considerably richer than yow.
Any difficulties at the turnstile just mention that you are considerably, I say considerably richer than yow.
Here are a few useful localisms that will see you right (& you can practice 'em with your mates on the way up there):-
On being spoken to by Stewards or turnstile staff: "Awwwroite maite/bab. It ayyy 'alf gone parky innit/bostin' day loike, I blaime them bleedin' Cockneys.
Once on other side of turnstiles: "Sweet man, tararabit!
Then to Albion mates with you in Concourse: "Yow fancy a kipper-tie or a Bovril? So that's foiyvvv kipper-tie's innit. Safe man, safe..."
Bugger! Villa have taken money out of my account on 13th Jan but I still have not received any tickets through the post
Could have done with you circa 1995 when we were away at Birmingham and me and then g/f were queing outside St Andrews in the middle of a load of locals for tickets in the home end. Neither of us had opened our gobs in the interminable wait in the queue and when we finally got to the window my attempt at a Brum accent was somewhere between India and Australia, but we got the tickets, only to get rumbled inside when Birmingham went 3-0 up and we didn't move in our seats as everyone around us went nuts, some bloke leaning into my ear from behind with "Good job we've only got the reserves out today" then the Albion being the f***ing Albion only went and scored four in a row! They got a late penalty which Rust saved but they scored the rebound to make it 4-4.
Glory days NSC, glory days.
Bugger! Villa have taken money out of my account on 13th Jan but I still have not received any tickets through the post
just ring 0800 6120970 and buy the tickets over the phone - they are on general sale over the phone - but you need to be a past purchaser to buy tickets online
So why have so many been able to buy tickets?
''Now my good man could you possibly bring me a cup of Lady Grey at half time? There's good fellow''.
they are sending them out tom and wed