Gritt23
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The anger felt by Leeds fans following their recent fall from the heights of Champions League to relegation fodder, could well be vented at Australian striker Mark Viduka. Following his recent spats with Peter Reid, he has today been quoted as being "f#####g delighted" to see him sacked, and "couldn't give t##s" about the clubs current plight.
In an amazing outburst, Mark Viduka was in a bar in Covent Garden last night talking to one of our reporters. He was extremely drunk and happy to speak his mind to anyone with the patience to listen, and sufficiently blocked nose to put up with his bad breath.
"I'm celebrating. Celebrating that f#####g monkey being sacked. What a w####r he's been. He actually thinks he can drop ME, and fine ME. I'm the f#####g best player at that shitty club. they'd be nothing without me, well they are gonna be f#####g nothing soon enough."
Our reporter tentatively asked why things had gone wrong between him and Peter Reid.
"Because he didn't realise that I rule. What I want goes, as I'm the best f#####g player they've got. Anyway, managers are nothing, they are sh#te, it's the players who are in charge y'know. We play b####ks for long enough, what do they do, sack us? Nah, course they don't, they tell the f#####g manager where to go d'they? So when a guy comes along, swinging from the trees and start saying that I'm not trying, he just has to go. He wanted me training and playing all the time. I've never done that, if I did I'd end up all skinny like that Smithy prat. I'm a BURLY player, that means I have to skip training and not really run around much, or I lose all my strength.
"And what about the fines? How did you feel about that?"
"F#####g utter b#####ks sh#te, that's what I f#####g thought, and I told him where he could stick it. That was it, he was finished from that moment."
By this stage the drunken Aussie was spitting as he spoke and near-raw meat from an earlier steak sandwich was caught between his teeth. But the tirade continued.
"Course, I don't f###### care, why should I? I get s##t loads of money, and don't even bother trying half the time. I'll go in the summer, and find someone else to pay me £65k a week, and then I'm laughing again. About April I'll try really hard in a game, kiss my badge when I score and all that, then everyone will want to sign me. I'm hoping for Chelsea, that'll be perfick. F#####g loads of money, and with their squad I won't even have to play more than once a month - superb. HAVE IT !"
When our reporter finally got another word in he asked him about the Leeds fans, and whether he thought he was being fair to them with his current behaviour.
"What? Why should I give a f###?" and with that he finally collapsed and was helped out by some of his mates.
The anger felt by Leeds fans following their recent fall from the heights of Champions League to relegation fodder, could well be vented at Australian striker Mark Viduka. Following his recent spats with Peter Reid, he has today been quoted as being "f#####g delighted" to see him sacked, and "couldn't give t##s" about the clubs current plight.
In an amazing outburst, Mark Viduka was in a bar in Covent Garden last night talking to one of our reporters. He was extremely drunk and happy to speak his mind to anyone with the patience to listen, and sufficiently blocked nose to put up with his bad breath.
"I'm celebrating. Celebrating that f#####g monkey being sacked. What a w####r he's been. He actually thinks he can drop ME, and fine ME. I'm the f#####g best player at that shitty club. they'd be nothing without me, well they are gonna be f#####g nothing soon enough."
Our reporter tentatively asked why things had gone wrong between him and Peter Reid.
"Because he didn't realise that I rule. What I want goes, as I'm the best f#####g player they've got. Anyway, managers are nothing, they are sh#te, it's the players who are in charge y'know. We play b####ks for long enough, what do they do, sack us? Nah, course they don't, they tell the f#####g manager where to go d'they? So when a guy comes along, swinging from the trees and start saying that I'm not trying, he just has to go. He wanted me training and playing all the time. I've never done that, if I did I'd end up all skinny like that Smithy prat. I'm a BURLY player, that means I have to skip training and not really run around much, or I lose all my strength.
"And what about the fines? How did you feel about that?"
"F#####g utter b#####ks sh#te, that's what I f#####g thought, and I told him where he could stick it. That was it, he was finished from that moment."
By this stage the drunken Aussie was spitting as he spoke and near-raw meat from an earlier steak sandwich was caught between his teeth. But the tirade continued.
"Course, I don't f###### care, why should I? I get s##t loads of money, and don't even bother trying half the time. I'll go in the summer, and find someone else to pay me £65k a week, and then I'm laughing again. About April I'll try really hard in a game, kiss my badge when I score and all that, then everyone will want to sign me. I'm hoping for Chelsea, that'll be perfick. F#####g loads of money, and with their squad I won't even have to play more than once a month - superb. HAVE IT !"
When our reporter finally got another word in he asked him about the Leeds fans, and whether he thought he was being fair to them with his current behaviour.
"What? Why should I give a f###?" and with that he finally collapsed and was helped out by some of his mates.
Don't I feel a dick!!
