"Vengance is mine" saith the Lord

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a problem, there is a senior bloke at work who needs to be taught a lesson for something he did that I am not supposed to know about but do.

He is also dirty Leeds fan.

What I need is something that is not life threatening, or traceable, but which will mess up his year.

The more cunning the better.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Silent Bob]

Shit in his desk.

 

[Dave the OAP]

if he is a leeds fan, just laughing at him should do it

 

[Mrs Coach]

Liquidize prawns then pour some mixture under the mats in his car.
Oooooh that'll stink as it gets hot!!!!!

 

[The Large One]

Tell us what he did, and we can think of something appropriate in return.

Like POO on his face.

 

[tedebear]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a problem, there is a senior bloke at work who needs to be taught a lesson for something he did that I am not supposed to know about but do.

Right - open an email someone has sent you. Click on forward. Now change the details at the top (ie the from bit is from him, the to bit will be whomever you want) and then make the date and time believable. Now type a lovely email below about how he can't wait to see his gay lover in Madrid (or someone other than his wife assuming he's married) on the weekend and here is the address of the hotel blah blah blah..Delete the dash dash dash bit at the top..

Now press print. Chop the top off the email where it has your details. Take to the photocopier and make a copy so it looks real, ensure your name is removed, and simply leave it there under the cover of the photo copier!

Voila!

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

beat him to death with a spade? or slit open his eyeballs with a razor blade and pour sarsons malt vinegar into the slot....??

 

[Mrs Coach]

Tell us what he did, and we can think of something appropriate in return.

Like POO on his face.

Ooooh yes! That's MUCH better than Prawns!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Re: Re: "Vengance is mine" saith the Lord

Right - open an email someone has sent you. Click on forward. Now change the details at the top (ie the from bit is from him, the to bit will be whomever you want) and then make the date and time believable. Now type a lovely email below about how he can't wait to see his gay lover in Madrid (or someone other than his wife assuming he's married) on the weekend and here is the address of the hotel blah blah blah..Delete the dash dash dash bit at the top..

Now press print. Chop the top off the email where it has your details. Take to the photocopier and make a copy so it looks real, ensure your name is removed, and simply leave it there under the cover of the photo copier!

Voila!

Not that you've thought about it much !!

 

[tedebear]

Re: Re: Re: "Vengance is mine" saith the Lord

Not that you've thought about it much !!

Not at all Learned it from someone far more devious than me....theres a few others too along the same lines!!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Tell us what he did, and we can think of something appropriate in return.

Like POO on his face.

Well without going into too much detail, threatened a friend of mine with "you will regret this" after he invited himself over to her place the day before his stag do on the pretext of it being near the airport he was going out from, and getting the arse when she refused to let him pork her. Since then he has been undermining her and making her life hell.

She could go to HR, but all of it is difficult to prove, and as she has recently split from her hubby and doesnt want him finding out that she was stupid enough to let him come over when she was alone.

This Guy is such a cunning bastard, I have had experiences with him as well, he is Teflon and needs to be brought down a peg or two..as I say, whatever course I take it must be untraceable but punishing/embarrassing.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Re: Re: Re: Re: "Vengance is mine" saith the Lord

Not at all Learned it from someone far more devious than me....theres a few others too along the same lines!!

Like??

 

[Lokki 7]

Kick him in the ****.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Sign his email up to animal porn

 

[tedebear]

BAG's just listed one of them!!

Depends on how lax/tight your computer systems are - does everyone lock their computers when they walk away from their desks?

 

[The Large One]

Start rumours.

Do you work in one of Brighton' big finanace companies? Bitchy places they are. Let it be known that he has been visiting prostitutes / VD clinics / pig tossers / assaulted a friend of mine / has a small penis etc...

Nothing sticks around like slanderous, malicious rumours and gossip, apart from some freshly squirted fanny batter in the eyes. Apparently.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Tie him up and place a concrete block behind his head - every time you walk past him during the day smack your fist right into his face as hard as possible...causing initial blow to face and subsequent blow to back of head.

If you want to be sneaky about it...wear a balaclava.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

be mature and let the people involved sort it out in a calm and suitable manner?




















or just wee in his coffee

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Do you know where his wife (to be) works, and her name? Maybe worth sending her an anonymous letter to her work detailing his actions that night, albeit carefully. That will cause him no end of grief.

 

[The Large One]

Do you know where his wife (to be) works, and her name? Maybe worth sending her an anonymous letter to her work detailing his actions that night, albeit carefully. That will cause him no end of grief.

WINNER!

The answer was there all along.