vALENTINES QUESTION

[Northstander]

Ok just backfrom work and me boss has asked to do a poster for the above, what would you put on it?

*not expecting many sensible answers for this one*

 

[Dawsey]

Didn't leave your caps lock on whilst typing the title by any chance did you

 

[John Dorian]

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I!

Old I know.

 

[dougdeep]

Violets are blue,
roses are white.
Brighton are great,
and Palace are shite.

 

[NMH]

Our love grows like rolling fields
where the wind counts the yields
we will rejoice at the harvest
let me feel up that left breast

I will open all my doors
All my land, it is yours
I will raise up your flag
but first let's have a shag

There's a thunder in my heart
that's not on the weather chart
lightning flashes and flickers
lemme down your knickers

Let no man put asunder
this spell I'm put under
I'm entranced by your look
get yer lips on meine schweinstuck

My spirit is set free
how I yearn just for thee
soul reflects in thine eyes
but why d'ya eat all those pies?