Valentines Day

[Les Biehn]

I need a surprise, something different, for valentines day. Has anyone got any suggestions?

However I need something not to expensive.

Fill me with your love people.

 

[Nibble]

I'll rape you. Surprise.

 

[Les Biehn]

No ****ing surprise there.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

I'm taking my wife Zombie Hunting.

 

[TheBlueAndWhiteStrips]

How about this new bag?

 

[Nibble]

I've got a new trick up your sleeve.

 

[Puppet Master]

Glasses.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Threesome?

 

[Zukey Seagull]

I need a surprise, something different, for valentines day. Has anyone got any suggestions?

However I need something not to expensive.

Fill me with your love people.

Depending on where you live, you could take the lucky person out for a romantic ride. Drive to Eastbourne along the seafront at night time. Before you get into Eastbourne you can pull up and view the whole of Eastbourne from the top of a hill. The lights are rather amazing and a little bottle of wine and a blanket would go down well. Weather depending and if you drive to that is.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Depending on where you live, you could take the lucky person out for a romantic ride. Drive to Eastbourne along the seafront at night time. Before you get into Eastbourne you can pull up and view the whole of Eastbourne from the top of a hill. The lights are rather amazing and a little bottle of wine and a blanket would go down well. Weather depending and if you drive to that is.

Followed by some good old fashioned Dogging.

 

[shoreham seagull 1973]

A David Lopez Strippogram

 

[Zukey Seagull]

Followed by some good old fashioned Dogging.

I was thinking a bit of mini golf after but you know...

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

You dont need to spend a penny all women want is a bit of romance, its hard work and seems to go on forever, like reading a good night story to a kid
but it always seems to work with my missus.
Subjects to use.
losing weight
Dress looks good on her
Nice shoes
That lipstick makes you look hot
etc

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Depending on where you live, you could take the lucky person out for a romantic ride. Drive to Eastbourne along the seafront at night time. Before you get into Eastbourne you can pull up and view the whole of Eastbourne from the top of a hill. The lights are rather amazing and a little bottle of wine and a blanket would go down well. Weather depending and if you drive to that is.

Then get her back on the Scooter & take her down Little East Street...

 

[Zukey Seagull]

Little east street??

 

[Phat Baz 68]

A 9 inch buttock thumper vibrator with warm milk squirter built in, or the arse master dildo is always a winner !!

 

[dougdeep]

Sod all.

 

[El Sid]

Fill me with your love people.

If it's a filler you need, google "Squirmy Rooter"