Valentines Day .. So What Did You Do?

[jonny.rainbow]

Not sending a card and trying to avoid a girl who's trying to pin me down at the moment.

Why do I drink?

 

[The Grub]

Lots of little treats instore but can't really say on here as he might see. Will have to wait till later to find out.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I sent myself an album of me and myself's most recent great times spent at dinner-tables-for-one, marriage ceremonies where i have invited myself as the extra guest on my invitation, walked myself as a two-footed dog enraged that i had to bag one of the poopsies i delegated to the splintered bench of a nearby park i strolled me and me in, all the while i shook my wet coat over myself and look excited at my produce. I wanted to remind myself that me and i had been through some wonderful and lonely times. That nothing everything has been right between us. But not everything has been wrong either. Some of our sex sessions have being eye-opening. Some of them forgetful and unworthy of applause.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Happy Valentine's Day, Tesco's

thanks, buzz. if i didn't find your politics so abhorrant, i'd feel warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[Biscuit]

I sent myself an album of me and myself's most recent great times spent at dinner-tables-for-one, marriage ceremonies where i have invited myself as the extra guest on my invitation, walked myself as a two-footed dog enraged that i had to bag one of the poopsies i delegated to the splintered bench of a nearby park i strolled me and me in, all the while i shook my wet coat over myself and look excited at my produce. I wanted to remind myself that me and i had been through some wonderful and lonely times. That nothing everything has been right between us. But not everything has been wrong either. Some of our sex sessions have being eye-opening. Some of them forgetful and unworthy of applause.

Thats beautiful meat ball, it really is..

 

[Mrs Coach]

A lovely box of duc d'or truffles waiting for me on my pillow
Shame they're pronounced "Duck Doo"

They look more like Doggie Doo!
Yummie though!

.....and the kids are making my life HELL today........ I just want him to come home and take them out for a while. That would be the perfect present!

 

[Titanic]

I sent myself an album of me and myself's most recent great times spent at dinner-tables-for-one, marriage ceremonies where i have invited myself as the extra guest on my invitation, walked myself as a two-footed dog enraged that i had to bag one of the poopsies i delegated to the splintered bench of a nearby park i strolled me and me in, all the while i shook my wet coat over myself and look excited at my produce. I wanted to remind myself that me and i had been through some wonderful and lonely times. That nothing everything has been right between us. But not everything has been wrong either. Some of our sex sessions have being eye-opening. Some of them forgetful and unworthy of applause.

That's really beautiful, man

 

[Buzzer]

thanks, buzz. if i didn't find your politics so abhorrant, i'd feel warm and fuzzy inside.

ahh... you say the sweetest things.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I sent myself an album of me and myself's most recent great times spent at dinner-tables-for-one, marriage ceremonies where i have invited myself as the extra guest on my invitation, walked myself as a two-footed dog enraged that i had to bag one of the poopsies i delegated to the splintered bench of a nearby park i strolled me and me in, all the while i shook my wet coat over myself and look excited at my produce. I wanted to remind myself that me and i had been through some wonderful and lonely times. That nothing everything has been right between us. But not everything has been wrong either. Some of our sex sessions have being eye-opening. Some of them forgetful and unworthy of applause.

dogs...parks...me dribbling with laughter on the keyboard...VINTAGE MB

 

[tedebear]

We're not ones for valentines day. But I've just been out wandering and sort of feel like I want to do something special this evening for Mr Zef. so Arthur and I are pramming to the fishy shop for oysters, mussels and hopefully a big sea bass or lobster or something super...he deserves it!

 

[Beach Hut]

I have bought Mrs Hut something nice

 

[Goodfella]

Meal in , just the 2 of us, hopefully get a bit of Bush, then she'll let me go to the Forest on Sat.

 

[Les Biehn]

Was supposed to be going to see Hot Fuzz with a lady friend who is just that, a lady and a friend (although when very drunk I do pester her for sex, lucky girl). Now it looks like she may be working and I don't want to go to the late showing as want to be up early for the gym. Boring bastard.

 

[McShane79]

For that special someone.

 

[tedebear]

For that special someone.

Lucky we don't have smell-o-vision!

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i rebuilt a zanussi washing machine, replaced a dimmer switch and 2 sockets, replaced a thermostat for a fridge freezer, replaced a seal on a neff cooker, ordered a drum assembly for a hotpoint which ive got to do first thing tomorrow , ordered an element for another cooker, changed some hinges on a fridge and done a re-circulation pump on a dishwasher.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

ahh... you say the sweetest things.

hey,

broadband access: £14.99/month; line rental: £11/month; paying buzzer a compliment on nsc: a few seconds of typing.

his reciprocal love: priceless.

 

[Buzzer]

hey,

broadband access: £14.99/month; line rental: £11/month; paying buzzer a compliment on nsc: a few seconds of typing.

his reciprocal love: priceless.

- you know, I'm not quite so reactionary in real life as I pretend to be here!

 

[British Bulldog]

I got mrs bulldog a new bag and a belt. The hoover is working a treat now!