Valentine's Day Football Question...

[The Large One]

The list is endless.

You haven't even started...

 

[upthealbion1970]

You wouldn't even need to do that. Just brush past him, or as he approaches, stick a leg out, and then retract it before he gets there. He would then hit the floor, and you could safely put the boot in without ever fearing he is in a position to retaliate.

Simples.

Just sneeze in his general direction from 20 yards should be enough

 

[Bean]

Craig Bellamy
Kenny Daglish

 

[Braders]

C**t

 

[pishhead]

C**t

Strange one....

 

[beardy gull]

Shatkins, obviously; & his bandy-legged wanker of a Captain.

Yes. I can't actually look at the telly when Adkins is on it.

 

[jackalbion]

darren ambrose and nigel ''prickface'' adkins

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Ken Bates & Peter Ridsdale

 

[Braders]

Strange one....

Fat Mouthy shit on Twitter and Soccer AM following his dive/injury first game of the season , starts a hate campaign , hate the f***ing prick and hope .... well , we'll leave it there

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Fat Mouthy shit on Twitter and Soccer AM following his dive/injury first game of the season , starts a hate campaign , hate the f***ing prick and hope .... well , we'll leave it there

Didn't know Hove Born n Bred had been on Soccer AM.

 

[countryman]

You haven't even started...

Craig Bellamy.
Wayne Rooney.
Thierry Henry.
Diego Maradona.
Wilfried Zaha.
Glenn Murray.
Andy Carrol.
Fabio Cappello.

And so on....

 

[Frutos]

Adkins

 

[ram1992]

Nasri has to be up there too

 

[Birdie Boy]

As already been pointed out, the list would be endless but in the interest of keeping the list short and in line with current news;

Kenny Dalglish
Luis Suarez

In that order...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Strange one....

Not at all. He's always been a whiny little cheat. I dread to think how bad he'll be now he's at Southampton.

 

[terryberry1]

John Terry with a cherry on top. Would love to give him a dig

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not at all. He's always been a whiny little cheat. I dread to think how bad he'll be now he's at Southampton.

Indeed

"Cry in a minute, He's gonna cry in a minute"

triffic Withdean moment.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Steve Evans, Kevin Nolan and Peter Ridsdale are all excellent suggestions.

I think I'd like to add Dennis Wise, Jermaine Defoe, Steve Claridge, Jermaine Defoe, Alan Green, Paul Scholes and Jermaine Defoe.

 

[Questions]

Ken Bates

This..... But not just punchable.... kickable as well.

 

[fruitnveg]

Steve Evans, Kevin Nolan and Peter Ridsdale are all excellent suggestions.

I think I'd like to add Dennis Wise, Jermaine Defoe, Steve Claridge, Jermaine Defoe, Alan Green, Paul Scholes and Jermaine Defoe.

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