[Albion] Valentín Castellanos

[Gabbiano]

Not sure this one makes sense. A 24 year old wide forward when we already have Mitoma, Sarmiento and Enciso queuing up for that position, even with Trossard leaving. Unless maybe we're preparing ourselves for Mitoma bids...

Ivan Ilic fits our profile exactly however - 21yo centre mid being brought in prior to Mac Allister and Caicedo presumably outgoing in the summer.

 

[Shirty]

Price just went up !

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65393573

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Yep, too well known now, we won't be going there anymore! Shows our recruitment team are on the money again.

Amazing effort from him.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Just loads of pictures of his Mum on his insta...

Go on…

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Yep, too well known now, we won't be going there anymore! Shows our recruitment team are on the money again.

Amazing effort from him.

Probably West Ham or Aston Villa

 

[Lurchy]

He’s averaging one goal every 3 games this season in La Liga which isn’t bad, but apart from last night he’s only scored goals against the weaker clubs.

His off ball movement and link up play is excellent, so there’s no surprise we’ve been keeping tabs on him.

 

[AmexRuislip]

We don't really want a pretty boy striker, more of one that gets their head in, normally has a face like that they've been running through walls.

 

[Weststander]

Part of the Gambino Family.

Avoid.

 

[Mr Bridger]

We don't really want a pretty boy striker, more of one that gets their head in, normally has a face like that they've been running through walls.

 

[Weststander]

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I met him in a cable car, in a ski trip a few years ago. I politely tried to chat to him about about football, but it turned out he’s a thick-as-shit tw@t who hates the Albion. Even though Simon Jordan had destroyed him in court!

Overtly monied, he had a large group of hanger-ons. Why else would they want to share his company?