[Humour] Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Frutos]

Let's liven up a dull Thursday, shall we?

Cenotaph: a Welsh laxative

Faculty: to have run out of PG Tips

Frogmarch: La Marseillaise

Haute cuisine: porridge

Newcastle: to drop an atomic bomb on Donald Trump

Perms: what Geordie poets write

Tape: Yorkshire chimpanzee

 

[Guinness Boy]

Fashion: An atom that supports Nigel Farage
Southwick: A left handed wanker
Wheelie Bin: How the young Jonathan Ross asserted he'd attended school

 

[Titanic]

Countryside...

 

[Frutos]

Fuselage: not many that big

Insolent: fell off the Isle of Wight ferry

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Fashion: An atom that supports Nigel Farage
Southwick: A left handed wanker
Wheelie Bin: How the young Jonathan Ross asserted he'd attended school

Customer asks waiter in Chinese restaurant “where’s your bin?”

Waiter: I bin to Hong Kong
Customer: No, where’s your bin?
Waiter: I bin to Hong Kong.
Customer: Where’s your wheelie bin?
Waiter: I wheelie bin to Hong Kong.

 

[wolfie]

Kintyre. Puncture

 

[wolfie]

Palindrome. Airfield used by former Python travel presenters.

 

[wolfie]

Countryside...

To murder Piers Morgan

 

[Goldstone1976]

La Donna e Mobile: the bird’s got a motorbike.

 

[A1X]

Country Park - what you say to someone who’s taking up more than one spot in the car park

 

[AmexRuislip]

Benny Hill
Highest point in the Falklands

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

La Donna e Mobile: the bird’s got a motorbike.

I chatted up a girl in a bar last night. I asked to go back to hers but she said no, as she was on her menstrual cycle. I said no problem, I’ll follow on my Honda.

 

[dazzer6666]

Perpetuate - Korean restaurant billing system

 

[dazzer6666]

Faculty - Cockney for no Earl Grey or English Breakfast

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I chatted up a girl in a bar last night. I asked to go back to hers but she said no, as she was on her menstrual cycle. I said no problem, I’ll follow on my Honda.

You've not grasped the concept of the Uxbridge English Dictionary have you mate ?

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Mastiff - A group of young men watching a porn film

 

[dazzer6666]

I chatted up a girl in a bar last night. I asked to go back to hers but she said no, as she was on her menstrual cycle. I said no problem, I’ll follow on my Honda.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

You've not grasped the concept of the Uxbridge English Dictionary have you mate ?

I’m too scared to have my jokes dissected in a Joke Du Jour thread

 

[Guinness Boy]

Barstool: A poo that looks like a Twix

 

[Guinness Boy]

Aromatic: a dart that throws itself