[Humour] Uxbridge English Dictionary

[Frutos]

Does anyone have any new entries?

Aerobic - a chocolate biro

Chateaubriand - French for "I went to the loo at Brian's house"

Tamper - what you take on a picnic in Yorkshire

Newcastle - to drop an atomic bomb on Piers Morgan

 

[A1X]

Countach - Piers Morgan during Movember

 

[Pevenseagull]

Defence ... Buy stolen goods and return them to their original owner.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Restaurant. make your mum or dad's sister feel better.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Polyphony ... P J Harvey tribute act.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Propaganda - A cockney having a really good look at something.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Propaganda - A cockney having a really good look at something.

Support a male goose

 

[Pevenseagull]

Seldom .... Bournemouth chairman's relegation fire sale instruction.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Does anyone have any new entries?

Aerobic - a chocolate biro

Chateaubriand - French for "I went to the loo at Brian's house"

Tamper - what you take on a picnic in Yorkshire

Newcastle - to drop an atomic bomb on Piers Morgan

Calling @Guinness Boy for any entries on Uxbridge, allegedly yr the expert

 

[Frutos]

Faculty - to have run out of PG Tips

Pentecost - the price of upper class underwear

Ratchet - rodent droppings

Chagrin - smiling while having sex

 

[A1X]

Shiitake - describing a Man City defender

 

[AmexRuislip]

Fantastico - Avery happy Italian Sussex based football coach

Mastiff - A group of young men watching a porn film.

 

[el punal]

Asphalt - having your bum groped.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Southwick - a left handed wanker.

Real Ale - a beer that hates Barcelona

Thinning - something absolved by a Priest with a lisp

 

[Lenny Rider]

Countryside, someone attempting to kill Wilfred Zaha

 

[Goldstone1976]

Shagging - laying a deep pile carpet.

Potter - mercenary.

Please - an officer of the law in Birmingham.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Southwick - left handed wanker

( the meaning of liff- Douglas adams )

 

[Dave the OAP]

https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/books/the-meaning-of-liff-here-are-13-hilarious-definitions-using-scottish-place-names-dreamed-up-by-douglas-adams-and-john-lloyd-3871907

 

[Billy in Bristol]

Is it back on the Radio?

 

[dazzer6666]

Is it back on the Radio?

Usually two series a year I think - summer and winter. Will probably be back in June/July.
The live show in Brighton before Christmas was pretty good