Used Submarines

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Anyone know how much one would cost? A fairly big one, not a crappy little two manner.

 

[aftershavedave]

nuclear or old skool?

 

[chip]

Dou you want a servicable one or the type well sell to Canada. There a plenty going for free in Vladivostock - just remember your radiation suit?

 

[Dandyman]

Over to you, Hants.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

My brother sold a tourist one in Bahamas for about £25k. 8 Person cap I think.

 

[Parson Henry]

Yellow?

 

[JJ McClure]

Will this one do?

http://www.maritimesales.com/PI12.htm

 

[Muzzman]

Ebay comes up empty for real subs i'm afraid.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Will this one do?

http://www.maritimesales.com/PI12.htm

Want. One. NOW.

 

[Gazwag]

ebay has a replica


edit: link dont work

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Will this one do?

http://www.maritimesales.com/PI12.htm

That one's just what I'm looking for.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Dou you want a servicable one or the type well sell to Canada. There a plenty going for free in Vladivostock - just remember your radiation suit?

So long as it floats and can be submerged a little, I'm happy. Doesn't need an engine or any working guns!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Will this one do?

http://www.maritimesales.com/PI12.htm

does that come with torpedo's....if so it would be BRILLIANT

Imagine...lazy sunday afternoon - hot sultry....you are just below the water....periscope depth....you look through the eyepiece...you spot some upper crust twat in his gin palace.....you issue you order..."make ready tubes three and four"....range 1200 meters and closing....you hold your breath....you remember Hunting Red October...this is it...Sean Connery.......1000 and closing....." Fire 3 and 4 Mr Christian"...."fish away captain"........ BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ...."got the bastard,skipper"....slips silently away with a self satisfied grin on your face.........

 

[chip]

does that come with torpedo's....if so it would be BRILLIANT

Imagine...lazy sunday afternoon - hot sultry....you are just below the water....periscope depth....you look through the eyepiece...you spot some upper crust twat in his gin palace.....you issue you order..."make ready tubes three and four"....range 1200 meters and closing....you hold your breath....you remember Hunting Red October...this is it...Sean Connery.......1000 and closing....." Fire 3 and 4 Mr Christian"...."fish away captain"........ BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ...."got the bastard,skipper"....slips silently away with a self satisfied grin on your face.........

So if you can afford $550000 you are not an "upper crust tawt" and in your "gin palace" already?

 

[Dave the OAP]

...nah, you see.

what you do, is go to one of them debt consolidation companies, take out a loan for $500,000,and four for $100,000 each for the torpedos and according to the ad they will take the debt and make it into one easy repayable amount...

see........


life is easy really

 

[chip]

But what if that is what the chap in his gin palace has already done? After all, he could have bought a submarine hunter.

 

[Dave the OAP]

....welllllllllllll

I am working on the assumption that he is a chinless wonder who has never watched daytime TV and therefore would not have heard of these people, therefore, its probably a boat he bought with Daddy's money and is not expecting some downtrodden IT tekkie waiting for him just below the surface of the water about to put 500tonnes of TNT up his jacksy...

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Thanks for your chinless wonder blasting input, D.I, but could we return to topic please? Namely, where can I get my hands on a used submarine and how much for?

Thank you.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

You could give this bloke a call.

Seems he collects them, judging from the blurb, so he might take offers...

'Have a used submarine or navy vessel that you have outgrown, damaged or have a desire to sell?'

 

[Dover]

Try this link. http://www.sovietsub.co.uk/