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KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
21,101
Wolsingham, County Durham
Turning into a classic. Speith was poor yesterday and started losing his rag. A decent round from Rory today and he could have this one in the bag.

Sad to see Tom Watson bow out yesterday. He was the main man when I first started playing golf, so it is just a reminder that we are all getting very old!
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,326
Living In a Box
Final pairing tee off at 19:50, can see any others winning but these two
 






Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,326
Living In a Box
Rory struggling at present
 


Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,326
Living In a Box
Rory in the water but Bernhard Langer is on fire, what a round for a 58 year old
 






KZNSeagull

Well-known member
Nov 26, 2007
21,101
Wolsingham, County Durham
68 at worse for Rory today. He certainly has the talent, not sure he is playing well enough though but we will see.

Anyone to win but Speith though please - am not quite sure what it is about him, but he is very punchworthy.
 




Jul 20, 2003
20,698
Always love watching this. Nice time of day.

Rory so close to eagle. This could be a cracking evening
 




Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
This probably won't transfer over, but my favourite podcast always ends with a listeners topical jingle.
Here's last years Balding Jordan Spieth brilliant song:-



THERE’S A GOLFER, 21 YEARS OLD
LOOKS LIKE HE’S 40 WITH HIS FAILING FOLLICLES
DOING BATTLE WITH THE VERTIGINOUS JASON DAY
WHO HAS A BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF HAIR, HIS HAT IS TAYLOR MADE
DUSTIN JOHNSON’S HAIRLINE ALSO HEADING NORTH
BRANDEN GRACE AS WELL, WHAT A SAD LACONIC SPORT
MAKES MEN HATE THEMSELVES ‘CAUSE THEY CAN’T GET IT ON THE GREEN
AND 70% OF US HAVE THE ANDROGEN RECEPTOR GENE

Pretty soon he won't
Even need a comb
Hairline screaming back
Pasty barren dome

HITTING HIS GOLF SHOTS ON THE ALL THE GOLF HOLES
USING HIS GOLF CLUBS HE STRIKES THROUGH HIS GOLF BALLS
AT THE GOLF TOURNAMENT TALKING TO STEVE SANDS
SIGNING SCORE CARDS WITH HIS GOLF HANDS

HE’S WON THE FIRST TWO MAJORS
BALDING JORDAN SPIETH
HE MAY SOON HAVE PROPECIA SPONSORSHIPS
ON HIS GOLF BAG AND HIS GOLF SLEEVES
HE’S RANKED FIRST IN THE WORLD
AND HAIR PLUGS WORKED FOR WAYNE ROONEY
BESIDES, HAVE YOU SEEN RORY’S HAIR?
IT’S LIKE A BRIAR THICKET’S UNHOLY OFFSPRING
 




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