Right, i'll be brief. Somewhere between having my ticket checked on a First Hull Train between Kings Cross and Grantham, and the end of my walk from the City Ground to Nottingham Station I dropped a leather folding warrant badge for a Revenue Protection Inspector.
Inside is my bank card, drivers licence, Penalty Fare Licence, Door Pass, FCC Travel Pass, and a red paper "PRIV" card. If ANYONE knows ANYTHING about the whereabouts of this please let me know - it'll cost me £235 to replace everything in there.
No no no. £235 is the STANDARD fair, I'm charging you a penalty fair and I don't CARE that you bought one and lost it. That's YOUR problem not MINE.
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