1a: Yo, g, yo bitch is bootylicious! Her ass is off da hook.
1b: Janet Reno is so bootylicious.
2: D-d-damn, that is one bootylicious sista!
3: Holy coconuts, Batman! Catwoman is so bootlicious, I want to lick her curvaceous derriere.
Southern English word, derived from the slang for gypsie or diddicoy, used by the middle classes to denote a council tenant, usually young and male. A pikey has an inherent sense of style and trends are set on an annual basis. This year we see Burberry on the streets, largely in cap-form, but also filtering into ladies fashion, in the shape of the Burberry handbag. These Burberry items do not have to originals, ie they can be procured from the market, but discovery of this pikey version may lead to derision from the pikey's peers.
Pikeys stick together, they share the same things in common - lifts, fathers as well as haircuts, accents and bad taste in women. A pikey hotspot is the charming seaside resort town of Portsmouth. In this old, historic port town pikeys can be readily spotted in almost every locale. Pikey-spotting hints - look for excessive volumes of spittle and chewing gum on the ground, puddles of sick, large amounts of litter and fast food remains are also useful signifiers of pikey territory. To deal with pikeys takes nerve, but never show weakness. Like their Staffs, Pikeys can smell fear from a long way off. And remember, they often wearing solid gold sovereign rings, so punch-ups will hurt.
I want to move, there are too many pikeys in this town.
I really f***ing hate pikeys.
Why don't we lock 'em all up in a big building and bomb it. (Got the first bit right, but where's the damn bomb?)
Or even better
pikey
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Best described by a joke;
A girl goes the the Benefits Office to sign on. The interviewing Officer asks if she has any children. "Yeah" she replies, "ten". "Oh really" says the officer, "what are their names?" she pauses to think then says "err there's Wayne, Wayne, Wayne....Way...yne, erm, oh yeah, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne, then there's Wayne, Wayne....and er...Wayne!". "Wow" says the Benefits Officer, "all called Wayne? that must be difficult isn't it, I mean all called the same name?" "Nahh" she replies "It's like when their dinner is ready I opens the windah and shouts WAYNE! YER TEA'S READY! and they all come in! when it's bed time I shouts WAYNE, TIME FER BED! and they all go to bed! simple". "Yes" says the Benefits Officer, "I see, but what if you wanted to talk to one of them individually?" "Oh that's simple " she said "I just call them by their surnames".