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CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,090
CLACKER
7 votes

Ass / anus.

I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker


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Vinyl Richie

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Jul 30, 2003
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who entered that?

some funny shit on that website phoshiz!! :lolol:

Just found bootylicious

example:

1a: Yo, g, yo bitch is bootylicious! Her ass is off da hook.
1b: Janet Reno is so bootylicious.
2: D-d-damn, that is one bootylicious sista!
3: Holy coconuts, Batman! Catwoman is so bootlicious, I want to lick her curvaceous derriere.

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Vinyl Richie

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Oh my god we have a new word!!!!!

Slicey

a friend, e.g. a homie, a homeslice, a pal

me and my slicey went to the pizza joint last night and held the cashier up



What what Chappers ma HOMESLICE!
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Vinyl Richie

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think I like this sight way too much.

iron hoof

pouf, pantywaist,corksoaker

look at him, he must be an iron, carries a handbag.
 




Raphael Meade

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,128
Ex-Shoreham
clacker

Australian slang used to denote the vagina, fanny or c***. a.k.a cruch, mimsey or wookie

"I'll give you an ice lolly if you like my clacker."

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Raphael Meade

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Jul 5, 2003
4,128
Ex-Shoreham
i forgot how much i love this place. in my email after entering a defintion i got this...

Definition of Burkie:

Fat chinese cannon ball that fucks dead sheep and fidles with little kids.

To be a burkie

A user said this is offensive. What's your call?

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Raphael Meade

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Jul 5, 2003
4,128
Ex-Shoreham
Definition of bling:

Another term created by the black community of America.

I suppose it is just another word for jewlry.

But I'm only a white boy, so how do I know what goes on in the "hood."

Numero 16.

A user said this is offensive.


maybe dwanye can help with this one
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Vinyl Richie

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Jul 30, 2003
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check out sunnybunch's definition of window licker!!
 




Mental Lental

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,299
Shiki-shi, Saitama
LOL!

Binner
3 votes

Another term for the long time un-employable – benefit scroungers – gymslip moms – and residents of run down council estates. See Mouth Breathers

See that girl over there – the with the bad perm and velour tracksuit – Binner!

Maybe we could add 'a palace fan' to the description?
 




Blue&WhiteSea

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
834
Sutton
pikey
48 votes

Southern English word, derived from the slang for gypsie or diddicoy, used by the middle classes to denote a council tenant, usually young and male. A pikey has an inherent sense of style and trends are set on an annual basis. This year we see Burberry on the streets, largely in cap-form, but also filtering into ladies fashion, in the shape of the Burberry handbag. These Burberry items do not have to originals, ie they can be procured from the market, but discovery of this pikey version may lead to derision from the pikey's peers.
Pikeys stick together, they share the same things in common - lifts, fathers as well as haircuts, accents and bad taste in women. A pikey hotspot is the charming seaside resort town of Portsmouth. In this old, historic port town pikeys can be readily spotted in almost every locale. Pikey-spotting hints - look for excessive volumes of spittle and chewing gum on the ground, puddles of sick, large amounts of litter and fast food remains are also useful signifiers of pikey territory. To deal with pikeys takes nerve, but never show weakness. Like their Staffs, Pikeys can smell fear from a long way off. And remember, they often wearing solid gold sovereign rings, so punch-ups will hurt.

I want to move, there are too many pikeys in this town.
I really f***ing hate pikeys.
Why don't we lock 'em all up in a big building and bomb it. (Got the first bit right, but where's the damn bomb?)

Or even better

pikey
28 votes

Best described by a joke;

A girl goes the the Benefits Office to sign on. The interviewing Officer asks if she has any children. "Yeah" she replies, "ten". "Oh really" says the officer, "what are their names?" she pauses to think then says "err there's Wayne, Wayne, Wayne....Way...yne, erm, oh yeah, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne, then there's Wayne, Wayne....and er...Wayne!". "Wow" says the Benefits Officer, "all called Wayne? that must be difficult isn't it, I mean all called the same name?" "Nahh" she replies "It's like when their dinner is ready I opens the windah and shouts WAYNE! YER TEA'S READY! and they all come in! when it's bed time I shouts WAYNE, TIME FER BED! and they all go to bed! simple". "Yes" says the Benefits Officer, "I see, but what if you wanted to talk to one of them individually?" "Oh that's simple " she said "I just call them by their surnames".
 






Vinyl Richie

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Jul 30, 2003
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:flameboun

not sure why I every doubted chocolate starfish would be in there......
 








Vinyl Richie

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has anyone else notice INSANIA is now in the "dictionary" :lol:
 




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