Green Cross Code Man
Wunt be druv
How do I explain Eastbourne? Eastbourne is lovely. I live here. Fantastic situation, close to Brighton, which I love, cheaper, wonderful seafront and downs, what's not to like? One of the lowest crime rates for a large town in England and certainly quieter than the 6 or so places I lived in previously when I was exiled in Liverpool. Town centre needs an upgrade which is happening, although I couldn't really care less about that personally as the internet is for shopping.You take that back, you scoundrel, bounder and cad.
Hampshire's Portsmouth is the small price we have to pay for being perfect.
How do you explain East Sussex's Eastbourne?