Updates on random crap old boys

[Ninja Elephant]

David Marot - Moved to Vannes in 2008 after leaving the Albion, carving out a reasonable career presumably. He was never too bad for us, popped up with some important goals but never really made much of an impression.

Alexis Bertin - Moved around a bit since leaving us, he played for Litex Lovech for a season! Been with Cannes since 2009 but only made 13 appearances (according to Wikipedia!). Shame, I thought he was a very good player.

Which other randomers can you find on Wiki to report on....

 

[TSB]

What Martot, wasn't it? I'd forgotten about him!

Kevin Thornton-
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
2005–2009 Coventry City 50 (2)
2008 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 12 (0)
2009 Coventry Sphinx 2 (1)
2009–2010 Nuneaton Town 1 (0)
2010– Northampton Town 36 (7

The HELL are Coventry Sphinx?

Shane McFaul-
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
2003-2005 Notts County 45 (0)
2006 Virginia Beach 10 (0)
2007-2008 UCD 24 (1)
2008 Brighton & Hove Albion 1 (0)
2008 UCD 15 (0)
2009-2010 Sporting Fingal 54 (1)
2011- St. Patrick's Athletic 0 (0)

Alex Frutos-
2000-2005 Metz 65 (3)
2004-2005 → Châtearoux (loan) 26 (2)
2005-2007 Brighton & Hove Albion 45 (3)
2008- RFC Tournai

Florent Chaigneau-
Carrière[modifier]

* 1999-2005 : Stade rennais Drapeau : France France
* 2005-2006 : Brighton and Hove Albion Drapeau : Angleterre Angleterre
* 2006-2007 : Sporting Toulon Var Drapeau : France France
* 2009-2011 : Le Poiré-sur-Vie VF Drapeau : France France
* 2011- : FC Lorient Drapeau : France France


George Santos-
1997-1998 Toulon 17 (0)
1998–2000 Tranmere Rovers 47 (2)
2000 West Bromwich Albion 8 (0)
2000–2002 Sheffield United 61 (6)
2002–2003 Grimsby Town 26 (1)
2003–2004 Ipswich Town 34 (1)
2004–2006 Queens Park Rangers 74 (6)
2006–2007 Brighton & Hove Albion 11 (0)
2007 → Oxford United (loan) 3 (0)
2007 Chesterfield 0 (0)
2007–2008 Alfreton Town ? (?)
2008 Farsley Celtic 17 (0)
2008–2009 Fleetwood Town 5 (0)

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Tony Stokes.

2005–2009 West Ham United 0 (0)
2006 → Rushden & Diamonds (loan) 19 (0)
2006 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 6 (0)
2007–2008 → Stevenage Borough (loan) 3 (1)
2009 → Újpest FC (loan) 13 (0)
2009–2010 Újpest FC[1] 11 (0)
2010– Concord Rangers 41 (20)

 

[Braders]

Nicky Ward
Team Apps† (Gls)†
2003–2004 Perth Glory 2 (0)
2004 Stirling Lions 7 (2)
2005–2006 Perth Glory 21 (5)
2006–2007 Queens Park Rangers 20 (1)
2007 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 8 (1)
2007–2010 Melbourne Victory 46 (5)
2010–2011 Wellington Phoenix 24 (1)
2011– Iraklis Thessaloniki

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The life and times of the spectacularly crap Daniel Webb.

Years Team Apps† (Gls)†

2000 Southampton 0 (0)
2000–2002 Southend United 31 (3)
2001–2002 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 12 (1)
2002 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 3 (0)
2002–2004 Hull City 16 (0)
2003 → Lincoln City (loan) 5 (1)
2003–2004 → Cambridge United (loan) 10 (1)
2004–2005 Cambridge United 33 (3)
2005–2007 Yeovil Town 7 (0)
2007 → Rushden & Diamonds (loan) 1 (0)
2007 → Woking (loan) 6 (1)
2007 Marsaxlokk 0 (0)
2007–2008 AFC Wimbledon 33 (9)
2008 Chelmsford City 0 (0)
2008 Sutton United 1 (0)
2008 Havant & Waterlooville 3 (1)
2008–2010 Salisbury City 49 (3)
2010– Bath City 29 (2)

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Chris McPhee

1999–2006 Brighton & Hove Albion 60 (4)
2005 → Aldershot Town (loan) 14 (2)
2006 → Swindon Town (loan) 8 (0)
2006–2007 Torquay United 37 (0)
2007–2008 Ebbsfleet United 44 (5)
2008–2009 Weymouth 30 (7)
2009–2011 Kidderminster Harriers 101 (32)
2011– Torquay United 0 (0)

 

[TSB]

Chris McPhee

2006–2007 Torquay United 37 (0)
(0)

Blimey, that's a good haul.

 

[e77]

Blimey, that's a good haul.

Didn't he become a full back?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Blimey, that's a good haul.

But, now they're in the league again, they've re-signed him! Amazing, different manager I know, but still. I bet the Torquay fans were pleased, real statement of intent signing someone of McPhee's experience.

Didn't he become a full back?

Midfielder according to Welcome to FootballSquads.

 

[tonymgc]

David Yelldell who could be best described as gash during his loan spell with us signed for Bayer Leverkusen this summer & earned his first USA cap this summer too.

 

[TSB]

Didn't he become a full back?

I feel suitably chastened, if that's the case.
Doesn't say a lot for his goal-scoring talents if he did, though...

 

[Storer 68]

Jeff Minton
Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1992–1994 Tottenham Hotspur 2 (1)
1994–1999 Brighton & Hove Albion 175 (31)
1999–2001 Port Vale 36 (4)
2001 Rotherham United 9 (2)
2001–2002 Leyton Orient 33 (5)
2002 Grays Athletic
2002–2006 Canvey Island 138 (25)
2006–2009 Chelmsford City
2009 Welling United 3 (0)
Total 396+ (68+)

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Graham Barrett

1998–2003 Arsenal 2 (0)
2000–2001 → Bristol Rovers (loan) 1 (0)
2001 → Crewe Alexandra (loan) 3 (0)
2001–2002 → Colchester United (loan) 20 (4)
2002–2003 → Brighton and Hove Albion (loan) 30 (1)
2003–2006 Coventry City 55 (6)
2005 → Sheffield Wednesday (loan) 6 (1)
2005–2006 → Livingston (loan) 6 (0)
2006–2009 Falkirk 35 (8)
2009 St. Johnstone 9 (1)
2009–2010 Shamrock Rovers 20 (1)

RETIRED.


Maheta Molango
2003–2004 Atlético Madrid
SV Wacker Burghausen 5 (0)
2004–2007 Brighton & Hove Albion 6 (1)
2005–2006 → Lincoln City (loan) 10 (0)
2006 → UB Conquense (loan) 22 (0)
2006 → Oldham Athletic (loan) 5 (1)
2006 → Wrexham (loan) 3 (0)
2007 Grays Athletic 2 (0)
UB Conquense
2009–2010 FC Villanueva del Pardille
2010– AD Unión Adarve Barrio del Pilar ??


Wikipedia in not having a clue, shocker.


Gifton Noel-Williams

996–2003 Watford 169 (33)
2003–2005 Stoke City 88 (23)
2005–2007 Burnley 51 (7)
2006 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 7 (2)
2007 Real Murcia 10 (4)
2007–2008 Elche 21 (5)
2008–2009 Millwall 1 (0)
2008–2009 → Yeovil Town (loan) 6 (0)
2009 Austin Aztex 16 (3)
2010 DFW Tornados 9 (0)


Lloyd Owusu
1997–1998 Slough Town 42 (14)
1998–2002 Brentford 163 (64)
2002–2004 Sheffield Wednesday 51 (10)
2003–2004 → Reading (loan) 12 (4)
2004–2005 Reading 29 (6)
2005–2007 Brentford 49 (14)
2007–2008 Yeovil Town 47 (11)
2008–2009 Cheltenham Town 18 (7)
2009 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 14 (7)
2009–2010 Adelaide United 16 (1)
2011 Luton Town 15 (7)
2011– AEP Paphos 0 (0)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Now I just googled Michael Mahoney-Johnson, the king of all things crap when it comes to the Albion, and unexpectedly found a picture of him in the Bunburys cricket team brochure. For those not familiar, the Bunburys are a sort of travelling XI made up of ex (and sometimes current) cricketers, alleged celebrities, sportsmen and what have you, and they play games to raise money for charity.

The ex-Albion legend is described THUS by the Bunburys' website:

Mike Mahoney-Johnson
Professional footballer (QPR) and explosive athlete.
Came to us in 1997 and dazzled us with his extraordinary bowling fielding and quality chat. ‘Micky Mo-Jo’ is here to stay lifting the team with his quirky genius and exuberant humour.



Perhaps altogether more interesting, however, is that a member of the current Albion squad has also played for the Bunburys. Anyone know, or like to guess, who that is?

 

[strings]

Mark McCammon - serial trolley impersonator, and one time phone-in contributor (wasn't always crap, but I was curious to see what happened to him... he is still in league football!)

1997–1999 Cambridge United 4 (0)
1999–2000 Charlton Athletic 4 (0)
2000 → Swindon Town (loan) 4 (0)
2000–2003 Brentford 74 (10)
2003–2005 Millwall 21 (2)
2004–2005 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 7 (0)
2005–2006 Brighton & Hove Albion 18 (3)
2006 → Bristol City (loan) 11 (4)
2006–2008 Doncaster Rovers 54 (6)
2008–2011 Gillingham 52 (5)
2010 → Bradford City (loan) 4 (0)

 

[Braders]

Lorenzo Pinamonte
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1998–2000 Bristol City 7 (2)
1999 → Carlisle United (loan) ? (?)
1999–2000 Brighton & Hove Albion 9 (2)
2000–2001 Brentford 23 (2)
2001 Leyton Orient 11 (2)
2001–2002 Castel di Sangro 19 (5)
2002–2003 Arezzo 20 (4)
2003–2005 Novara 58 (14)
2005–2006 Benevento 32 (12)
2006–2008 Lumezzane 61 (19)
2008 Brindisi ? (?)

fell off the face of the planet by the sound of it.

 

[Lord Bamber]

ASHLEY NEAL

Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1990–1996 Liverpool 0 (0)
1996 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 4 (0)
1996–1997 Huddersfield Town 0 (0)
1997–1998 Peterborough United 8 (0)
* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of 23:07, 16 May 2008 (UTC).
† Appearances (Goals).

Now a driving instructor. Would love to know what his pass rate is.

 

[Lankyseagull]

David Yelldell who could be best described as gash during his loan spell with us signed for Bayer Leverkusen this summer & earned his first USA cap this summer too.

Didn't he only play one game? Away at Leeds United from memory and ran out in a bright pink goalkeeper's jersey.

 

[strings]

Wow... Zoumana Bakayogo is still going!

2004–2006 Paris Saint-Germain 0 (0)
2006–2008 Millwall 16 (0)
2007 → Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) 0 (0)
2008–2009 Alfortville 18 (0)
2009– Tranmere Rovers 58 (1)

 

[We're the Stripes]

Joe O'Cearuill

2007–2008 Barnet 14 (0)
2008–2009 St Patrick's Athletic 15 (0)
2009 Harlow Town 2 (0)
2009 Boreham Wood 1 (0)
2009–2010 Forest Green Rovers 14 (0)
2010– Bishop's Stortford 15 (1)

Not that we needed it, thanks to the glut of past Arsenal-loanee failures, but surely proof that being on the books of a large Premier League club means very little.