Michel gave me his shirt after the Swansea game at the end of last season, but I am not a minger or crazed stalker so i have washed it and use it to play football in every now and then
when working at esso in haywards heath, i broke all health and safety rules by opening up the forecourt during a fuel delivery so he could buy a copy of the sun and a lucozade drink. he then proceeded to drive STRAIGHT into a cone as he attempted to leave