[Football] Up for grabs

[half time scores]

I have a ticket for the semi final and didn't realise it was going to be on the same day as
my wedding.
If you are interested, I am looking for someone to take my place...

It's at St. Catherine’s Church, at 3pm. The bride's name
is Molly she's 5'7” about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in
the white dress.
Thanks.

 

[Hampden Park]

 

[martin tyler]

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Last thing you need is a semi on your wedding day.

 

[Brian Parsons]

An oldie but goodie.

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[Wrong-Direction]

[emoji23]

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[Stat Brother]

Last thing you need is a semi on your wedding day.

I'd have been happy with that.

 

[Gazwag]

I'd question the sanity of this lady if she only told you today that it was your wedding on Saturday.

 

[Justice]

How’s her head?

 

[NooBHA]

I have a ticket for the semi final and didn't realise it was going to be on the same day as
my wedding.
If you are interested, I am looking for someone to take my place...

It's at St. Catherine’s Church, at 3pm. The bride's name
is Molly she's 5'7” about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in
the white dress.
Thanks.

He forgot to add the most vital stat - She is 72 years old

 

[Fungus]

Her BMI sounds a bit low - she can't be that good a cook.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Takes a brave man to post such a classic gag. Well executed.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

He forgot to add the most vital stat - She is 72 years old

That about the ball park for some of us on here.

 

[bhafc99]

Do I need a purchase history, or will my bronze member do?


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