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Unwanted gifts - awkward arn't they ?







Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
Here's an idea for you Easy. Why not adopt a bit of cunning counter-psychology here by returning the 'compliment' i.e. Buy her something naff back? Then you can use her own response as a marker to how you can keep her sweet. Everyone's a winner innit (or not, as the case may be). :thumbsup:

The flaw in this plan is that I buy her stuff genuinely thinking its BRILLIANT, and on presentation, it turns out to be "naff".

If I actually went out looking for something naff for her, it would probably turn out to be brilliant. Or really, REALLY shit.

I'm useless, to be honest.
 


Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
The flaw in this plan is that I buy her stuff genuinely thinking its BRILLIANT, and on presentation, it turns out to be "naff".

If I actually went out looking for something naff for her, it would probably turn out to be brilliant. Or really, REALLY shit.

I'm useless, to be honest.

You really are a hopeless bugger aintcha?!! :lolol:

Got another idea though. Why not get her a crap In-ger-land top like your one? Then you can BOTH wear them at the same time & share in your mutual love & generosity? Remember, Cupid often works in mysterious (underhand) ways... :love:
 


withdeanwombat

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2005
8,731
Somersetshire
It's a present.Take it in the spirit it was given.Say you'll wash it to soften it before you wear it,and of course you'd never expect her to iron it.....................
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,087
Kitbag in Dubai
Our 2008 holiday in Lisbon coincided with the Portugal v Denmark world cup qualifying match. With tickets at just €20, it seemed rude to miss it and it was, in fact, a very comical game, which Denmark won by coming back from 2-1 down with goals in the 89th and 90th minutes.

When we arrived at the stadium, we were handed out free T-shirts with the slogans PORTUGAL and Coca-Cola emblazoned on the back, together with the number 12.

This may be my garment of choice for the forthcoming tournament.


And if you changed your user name to Portugal Coca-Cola 12, you could wear it to watch the Albion too.
 






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