Paul Robinson was spotted loitering around next to Scott Carson's kit bag with a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" 5 minutes before kick-off....
Heard that Coppell, when at Man City, was found cavorting naked in the showers with a German player
Also heard that the News of the Screws is only waiting for the right moment to "out" Matthew Upson as gay
Allegedly