Unraced horse left in the Derby by mistake...

[Uncle Buck]

Rest assured the Phil and Tubs 50p each way on the nose will be riding on the beast. Our syndicate has got a fine history at the derby meeting - two winners in 7 years.

Sorted a coach yet?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Sorted a coach yet?

I think you know the answer to that!

It will be train all the way to Tattenham Corner. Incidentally, what time do the trains go from East Croydon? How long does it take? How much does it cost? What pubs are the 100,000 people attending all drinking in?

 

[Arthur]

I think you know the answer to that!

It will be train all the way to Tattenham Corner. Incidentally, what time do the trains go from East Croydon? How long does it take? How much does it cost? What pubs are the 100,000 people attending all drinking in?

Do they have pubs in Surrey?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Whats Surrey got to do with it?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do they have pubs in Surrey?

No.

They have Bistros.

 

[Mtoto]

There are loads of trains from East Croydon, about one every 10 minutes mid-morning onwards, taking half an hour to Tattenham Corner.

 

[Arthur]

There are loads of trains from East Croydon, about one every 10 minutes mid-morning onwards, taking half an hour to Tattenham Corner.

:thud:

 

[Mtoto]

Incidentally, the unraced horse wasn't left in by mistake - the owner wants a nice day out at the Derby, and is prepared to pay around £5,000 for it.

If his horse jinks as it comes out of the stalls, bumps Visindar and causes Soumillon to fall off, it will end up costing him £5,000 and his goolies, as I (or the first punter to get to him) will geld him with whatever comes to hand.

 

[algie]

Put your money on sir percy e/w.

 

[cardboard]

Im in the grandstand with my old man.
We go every year, brilliant day out.
Bus £3 return from Epsom station


Short skirt to win the oaks and Septimus for the Derby

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

No.

They have Bistros.

Great !!!

I love Gravy

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Great !!!

I love Gravy

Only if its accompanied by five pies!

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Only if its accompanied by five pies!

..speaks to the man who's obvious love of lard fritters has seen him come perilously close to overtaking Rik Waller as the heftiest hulk in England !

 

[Tubby Mondays]

..speaks to the man who's obvious love of lard fritters has seen him come perilously close to overtaking Rik Waller as the heftiest hulk in England !

You would know Rik. Shouldnt you be supporting Gillingham?