[Football] Unnamed England player kicked out of nightclub for taking cocaine

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can't be THAT many England players kicked out of their club shirley?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Quite possibly so don't speculate on who. I found it interesting in the BBC report that they seem to be playing down doping testing now as though it doesn't happen much now?

No speculation on my part, whatsoever, however the thread seems to have opened a small can of worms, which I guarded against!

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Can't be THAT many England players kicked out of their club shirley?

A club. A Night club to be precise.

 

[Gary Leeds]

Palace must be relieved, no England players there.

Could be Zahaha if you use the England reference loosely. Might explain why he keeps falling over

 

[Gwylan]

A club. A Night club to be precise.

Yeah, bit of a misleading thread title. I was thinking the same way as Tom and that it would soon be obvious who it was

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

A club. A Night club to be precise.

Ah, right. The field of possible suspects widens somewhat. I guess the name will be all over social meejah by tonight then, if it isn't already

 

[Titanic]

A club. A Night club to be precise.

Mod edit: Thread title amended to avoid confusion.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Lucky there isn't a NO SPECULATION clause attached to this thread.

You quoted me before I thought better and edited my post!!

 

[Frankie]

 

[Billy the Fish]

Just read the original story in the sun. The whole thing is a bit tenuous. It says the player wasn't actually kicked out by bouncers, his team mates ordered him a cab for being too pissed at their Christmas drinks. It may week be true, but the sun has clearly embellished the who thing with quotes from their "source".

 

[Hugo Rune]

Hint in the article.....

"The insider added: “There’s been turmoil in the dressing room most of the season and this hasn’t helped."

A North West club spring to mind for me... and one player with a scandinavian looking surname looks the type. Bit of a 'lad' ....

I’d not have thought he’d be the type.

I’d be looking at the two Players with Polish sounding names(one a recent ex-player) as well as the two with Spanish sounding names before I got to Scandinavia.

Seriously though, I hope it’s none of the current mob.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Mod edit: Thread title amended to avoid confusion.

Good. Nothing like a bit of purposeful click bait ! Hopefully the mod that started it will get a slap on the wrists.

 

[Titanic]

Good. Nothing like a bit of purposeful click bait ! Hopefully the mod that started it will get a slap on the wrists.

Oh dear... have I been whooshed?

 

[Giraffe]

Mod edit: Thread title amended to avoid confusion.

Thanks, posted in haste without thinking!

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Do player name COCAINE-themed puns count as speculation?

I'll go for all drugs here.... Are you ready?

Marcus Hashford

Harry Cokayne

Joe PurpleHart

Toot Alexander-Arnold

Jamie Viagrady

Dele Acid

Erik Dieazepam

That's your lot....

 

[Albion_Dave]

I'll go for all drugs here.... Are you ready?

Marcus Hashford

Harry Cokayne

Joe PurpleHart

Toot Alexander-Arnold

Jamie Viagrady

Dele Acid

Erik Dieazepam

That's your lot....

John Stoned

 

[Knocky's Nose]

John Stoned

Dammit.... That one was staring me in the face!!

PS : Hows the missus? Miss her cheery Lancashire twang on the Sarnie Run!

 

[Albion_Dave]

Dammit.... That one was staring me in the face!!

PS : Hows the missus? Miss her cheery Lancashire twang on the Sarnie Run!

She is still extremely northern i'm afraid but well

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Kieran Tripping

Jordan Pickmeup

I'm done....

 

[Springal]

Shouldn't be too difficult, look for players that suddenly dropped out of their squads over Christmas to avoid random drug testing