Unicorns v Sussex - Arundel - CB40.

[The Large One]

Well, that brings an end to a quite fascicle innings.

A what?

 

[The Wizard]

.....are you saying the innings was a cluster?

I'm confused.

Sorry for the typo Mr Spelling Policeman.

By the way, that is Google chromes fault.

 

[Gerbil]

Well, that brings an end to a quite farcical innings.

Indeed, i bet at least 250 of our runs came off the edge, f***ing DISGRACE.

 

[chimneys]

Well played Joe!! That knock will do his confidence the power of good (and a brave call by the management to bring him back so soon).

 

[El Presidente]

Well played Joe!! That knock will do his confidence the power of good (and a brave call by the management to bring him back so soon).

Bollocks, he has just taken a catch now, OFF with his head.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Well played Joe!! That knock will do his confidence the power of good (and a brave call by the management to bring him back so soon).

apparently he made 140 for Nomads yesterday which probably helped

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Bloody hell, Arafat's playing

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I take it it's just me who finds the negative attitude jokey thing boring?

 

[Scotty Mac]

I take it it's just me who finds the negative attitude jokey thing boring?

it does wear a little thin at times

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I take it it's just me who finds the negative attitude jokey thing boring?

Alright ... let's get positive.

Sussex are holding the Unicorns to a mere almost-8 an over.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

totally pathetic. No reasoned cricket debate on here for an entire summer because a load of spastics have picked a new joke they're going to do to death.

fact.

 

[The Wizard]

Totally pathetic. No reasoned cricket debate on here for an entire summer because a load of spastics have picked a new joke they're going to do to death.

Okay then, lets be positive and see what happens...

We'll WIN.

ps: If we lose I hold you personally responsible.

 

[El Presidente]

Our bowlers are being caned all over the shop, their figures are nearly as bad as mine yesterday.

 

[El Presidente]

Nash's first over DOT 666

 

[Knightsworld]

Right, so a bunch of County Rejects are currently bashing the defending champions all over the bloody park, can't see anything too positive in that.

We'll lose.

 

[The Wizard]

WTF is going on, seriously...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Yas strikes!

249/3 (28.5 ov)

WJ Durston c †Hodd b Yasir Arafat 117 (64m 68b 13x4 5x6) SR: 172.05

 

[El Presidente]

WTF is going on, seriously...

It's an excellent pitch on which to bat second. The strip is like concrete, no movement, a short outfield, so you can pace yourself easily, even mis-hits are going for boundaries.


.........and we're bowling like a bunch of nuns.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

10 overs to go. Unicorns need 64 to win.

They've scored 60 in the last five overs.

This is a lost cause.