Unfortunate slips of the keyboard

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Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
Ooops, just done a classic.

I'm particularly prone to a slip of the keyboard when typing something furiously, especially angry. Fingers go too fast for my control and it will therefore include the odd typo.

Just fired off a Mr Angry email at work, having a real go at a couple of people for this that and the other. And at the end of my tyrade of abuse, I have accidentally signed off, by failing to offer my "Regards", I have instead looked like I've thrown in one final insult by finishing with "Retards"

:blush:
 




hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,771
Chandlers Ford
Have done EXACTLY the same. The G and T are next to each other on the keys, to be fair...
 




Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
Done the same sort of thing before myself.

I meant to write Leon Knight
but it came out as ****
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
I bet there were a few "teh"s in there as well Grotty.
Oops, I mean Gritty.
 




Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
I bet there were a few "teh"s in there as well Grotty.
Oops, I mean Gritty.

Aren't there always?

I did actually do that in the thread title, which seemed appropriate, but I changed it anyway.
 






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,043
West, West, West Sussex
A classic from a few years back, proof reading a document that was bidding for an outsourced print contract, I came across the sentence "Communication across the company may prove difficult with four shit leaders."

The author missed an F out :laugh:
 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
These are not accidental key strokes. They are your subliminal thoughts that are emerging. :eek:
 




Tricky Dicky

New member
Jul 27, 2004
13,558
Sunny Shoreham
A classic from a few years back, proof reading a document that was bidding for an outsourced print contract, I came across the sentence "Communication across the company may prove difficult with four shit leaders."

The author missed an F out :laugh:

Missing F you say, that's obviously "four shit feaders" then ??

Not quite the same, but I once had a little rant mail about someone in the office, and presumably because I had their name in my mind, I sent it to them. Fortunately it wasn't too scathing.
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Ooops, just done a classic.

I'm particularly prone to a slip of the keyboard when typing something furiously, especially angry. Fingers go too fast for my control and it will therefore include the odd typo.

Just fired off a Mr Angry email at work, having a real go at a couple of people for this that and the other. And at the end of my tyrade of abuse, I have accidentally signed off, by failing to offer my "Regards", I have instead looked like I've thrown in one final insult by finishing with "Retards"

:blush:

:lolol::lolol: Blinding ! The only ones I can remember were on a mainframe console where if you made a mistake you crash the system :ohmy:
 


rcf0712

Out Here In The Perimeter
Feb 26, 2009
2,428
Perth, Western Australia
the amount of times I've typed "nads" for "and" is beyond the realms of mathematics - and the spellcheck we use at work accepts nads, every time - load of bollocks I reckon.......
 




Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Not sure who had the brilliant idea of putting three vowels next to each other on the keyboard, but in the many reports I have written on games of ice hockey, in my haste some players have been known to do something other than "take a shot from the slot".
 


KneeOn

Well-known member
Jun 4, 2009
4,695
Not sure who had the brilliant idea of putting three vowels next to each other on the keyboard, but in the many reports I have written on games of ice hockey, in my haste some players have been known to do something other than "take a shot from the slot".

:lolol: I quite like this one!
 




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