Under what circumstances would you put your children up for adoption?

[Albumen]

If they voted Tory
If they supported United, Chelsea or City.
If they read the Argus, Daily Mail or other tabloids.
If they bought a Mumford & Sons album.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If they voted Tory
.

If Buzzer's commit the sin of voting Lim-Dem, then rather than going down the route of all that adoption paperwork, could you not just swap?

 

[helipilot]

Would never put my children up for adoption without first checking the sale possibilities to Gypsies, Circus's etc....

You'd get more from Madonna.

 

[Hove Seagull]

If Buzzer's commit the sin of voting Lim-Dem, then rather than going down the route of all that adoption paperwork, could you not just swap?

Just a thought, but I'm guessing there would still have to be some form of paperwork involved. Even if we're just talking about a "sold as seen" receipt!
Good idea, though.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

You'd get more from Madonna.

You might have to black em up first though. Or am I confusing her with the other one?

 

[leigull]

Buying and reading the Mail or the Sun has got to be in there shirley?

Edit. Just seen Albumen has mentioned this already. Although buying the Sun in early teens just for Page 3 should surely be acceptable?

 

[Muzzy]

Would rather try to sell them on Ebay, get rid & make a bit of cash....job done

Sell them? I advertise mine on the freecycle sites! Needless to say I've had NO takers!!!

 

[Lush]

How wrong you are. We disagree about music all the time. My 12 yr old loves really dark dubstep, I can't stand it. He thinks my love of fey Scandinavian folk music is naff and only recently we were arguing about the best Jungle Brothers album. (I think Straight Out The Jungle was their best, he thinks Raw Deluxe.) Actually, music is probably the only things where we often disagree.

Those aren't PROPER music disagreements. What if you caught him listening to Justin Bieber?

 

[Albumen]

If Buzzer's commit the sin of voting Lim-Dem, then rather than going down the route of all that adoption paperwork, could you not just swap?

Just a thought, but I'm guessing there would still have to be some form of paperwork involved. Even if we're just talking about a "sold as seen" receipt!
Good idea, though.

By the time I have kids the Lib Dems won't exist so if they do vote for them I'd question their sanity, and surely that's part of the paperwork.

Buying and reading the Mail or the Sun has got to be in there shirley?

Edit. Just seen Albumen has mentioned this already. Although buying the Sun in early teens just for Page 3 should surely be acceptable?

Nope. I'd just have to tell them do find them on the internet. There are plenty.

 

[Buzzer]

I'd have no problems with them listening to Bieber. None at all

 

[Kumquat]

If they expressed any, absolutely any, even mild signs of appreciation for the footballing skills of Stewart Downing.

 

[dingodan]

Well this is an insensitive thread.

 

[albion534]

if he starts sitting at the back of the bus, playing stupid music so loud even the driver can hear it

 

[Lush]

if he starts sitting at the back of the bus, playing stupid music so loud even the driver can hear it

This tweet made me giggle a few minutes ago:

"The comical shoulder dance, along to the ‘tsst tsst tsst’ of someone’s loud headphones. This is our new weapon in the war against rudeness!"

 

[CheeseRolls]

if they ever refused to sweep chimneys.

 

[Lush]

Anyway ... anyone else reminded of the Harry Enfield and Chums 'Self-Righteous Brothers'?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Anyway ... anyone else reminded of the Harry Enfield and Chums 'Self-Righteous Brothers'?

Funnily enough, yes. I was close to putting up the 'Buzzer on the Spice Girls' clip on a recent thread.



Whoops. There it goes.

 

[Meade's Ball]

1 -I'd give mine up for devout rightwingedness. Or imprison it for as long as it took to get that nasty, inhuman sensibility from its throwaway mind.
2 - A boyhood moustache the depth and debonairness of Burt Reynolds. I couldn't look my daughter in the eye with such a hairy paté of human perfection resting on her innocent upper lip.
3 - A smuggler of animal pelts. If i was a Joseph-esque coat of many beasties, then i would leave him or her in the desert.

 

[Buzzer]

still smarting from our previous encounter, I see, Tooting Gull. Ah well, fill your boots, matey.

 

[happypig]

6. If they ever failed to question the worth of our Royal Family.

Corrected for you