I've been using it on one of my computers and I f***ing hate it. Am I doing something wrong? I can't get most of the software I want to use on it because they are all exe files. It sucks.
It doesn't exist. You can sometimes cause yourself great pain and injury and manage to get along with alternatives:
The GIMP has most of Photoshop's features laid out in a manner by which no Photoshop user can find them.
Cinerella might do the job of Avid, maybe. Its an industrial style application, where industrial means victorian industry; I believe it needs to be coal fired... but has been used in "proper" movies.
Very true. I have been using Ubuntu for the last 4 months now, and still happily using Dreamweaver and Photoshop as well. I don't miss Windows either. Even after installing 100's of packages, Ubuntu is still running as fast as when I first installed it.